What would you do
First-aid teacher: What would you do if you broke your arm in two
places? Lil Banta: I”d never go to either place again!
First-aid teacher: What would you do if you broke your arm in two
places? Lil Banta: I”d never go to either place again!
Technology has its own limitations.
Google may be the most powerful search engine,
Butt can’t search and locate
the lost Chapals from the Pakistan.
Main chahta hi na tha Lajawab karna usy
Warna jawab mery pas us k Har sawal ka tha
Uski jeet se hoti hai Khoshi mujh ko
Yehi jawaz mery pas apni Haar ka tha.
Ranjhe ton jayada kise Majnu ton ghatt na,
Ranjhe ton jayada kise Majnu ton ghatt na,
keeti honi kise ne vi Eho jihi hadd na,
Chann tare Tethon Asin var diyan ge,
Ehna sohniye Asin Tainu pyar diyan ge.
It must have been a rainy day
when you were born,
but it wasn’t really rain,
the sky was crying because
it lost his most beautiful angel…
happy birthday dear friend
Before the clock strikes twelve
Let me take the opportunity to let you know
That you have grown a year more…
I may not always love the one who loves me.
But,
I surely do respect their perfect choice…” ;-)
Teacher: Dunya mein kitnay Bar-e-Azam hein?
Pathan Student: ji 3 hein.
1. Quaid-e-Azam
2. Sikandar-e-Azam
aur
3. Mera chacha
Haji Azam:-)
One boy went to meet his girlfriend
when he came back at home
mom asked
kahaan gaey they ?
boy:us se milney
mom: kis liye?
boy: haan bohat kiss liye:D