Where were u born
Teacher : Where were u born?
Student : Tiruvanantapuram.
Teacher : ok, tell the spelling.
Student : Sorry,I was born in Goa
Asi wi smart Tusi wi smart
Asi wi smart
Tusi wi smart
Sada wi rang saf
Tuwada wi rang saf
Bus thora jia fark he
Asi Dil ton saf Tusi
Dimag ton saf
Jaa baajo walay ghar say Doctor ko bula k laa
Munna:
Abay Circuit! Jaa baajo walay ghar say Doctor ko bula k laa,
meri tabiat kharab ho reli hai.
Circuit: Aey Bhai ! aap to khud doctor ho.
Munna: Bolay to meri fees buhat zyada hai na.
larki patane ke koshish
Itni shiddat se maine larki patane ke koshish ke hai,
ke har amma ne mujhay apni beti ka haath dene ke saazish ke hai,
kehte hain aggar tum sache dil se larki patana chaho,
to puri kayenat tumhare liye larki patane mein lag jati hai,
larki kay chakar mein bhi films ke tarah end mein sub theek ho jata hai,
aur aggar sub theek na ho to chakar khatam nahi hota,
kyunke uski choti behn abhi baqi hai mere dost.
Happy Birthday Lucky Friend
Not everyone is as lucky as me
to be blessed with a friend like you.
Thank you so much for coming into my life
and standing by my side through thick and thin.
I wish you get all that you truly deserve.
Happy Birthday To You My Friend
Good Night Workout Advice
Each night before you go to bed
complete the following statements:
“I am thankful for…”
“Today I accomplished…”
Feels Good In The Morning
You have no idea how good it feels
to wake up every morning knowing
you are mine and I am yours.
Good Morning My Love
Glorious Good Morning
Morning Coolness,
Rising Sun,
Singing Birds,
Melting Dew,
Along With This
Little Heart
Wishing You A Very
Glorious Good Morning
Give Company On Anniversary
I was alone in this world,
you have given me company.
I was confused about life,
you have given me the guidance.
All because I was able to
see you on this day Darling.
Happy anniversary.
less than perfect
The happiest people in this world
are not those who have NO PROBLEM,
but those who learn to live
with things that are less than PERFECT.