Raam nay been bajai,
or seeta duur k ayai…
Kishan nay bansuri bajai,
or Radha bhaag k ayai…
aur hum nay sirf seeti bajai,
Woh sali BHAI ko lay aai :phehe
Man: Officer! There’s a bomb in my garden!
Officer: Don’t worry. If no one claims it
Within three days, you can keep it.
X’cuse me,
Agar ap abhi soye nahin ho
aur sms parh rahe ho to
“Good Night”
Aur agar aap so gaye ho
aur sms subah parho gay to phir
“Good Morning”
The day of sacrifice,
the day of love,
the day of decision
celebration with the message
of freedom and peace to the world
Happy Independence Day.
To all girls who die for size zero
and
To all boys who want such girls as girlfriend.
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. A real man goes for good heart
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Haddiyo pe to kutte marte hai..
Romantic Good Night Poetry
Us Ne Raat K Andhere Mein,
Mere Hath Ki Hatheli Pe,
Likha Tha Apni Ungli Se,
“Mujhe Pyar Hy Tumse”
Jany Kesi Seyahi Thi Wo,
K Mit-ti Bhi Nahi or Dikhti Bhhi Nahi.
Love is all around
of all the music that reached
farthest into heaven,
it is the beating of a loving heart.
Two Sardar stopped suddenly.
1st Sardar: OMG! My wife and my girlfriend coming together.
2nd Sardar: Mine too.
When You’re Angry At Someone
and Get Irritated Time To Time
But You Still Can’t Live Without Him/Her Then
It’s True Relation”..!
BOY TO NURSE IN HOSPITAL:
I-LOVE-YOU
YOU JUST STOLEN MY HEART
NURSE: NO WAY
WE JUST TOOK YOUR KIDNEY
