A typical Pakistani student flipped a coin in the air
A typical Pakistani student flipped a coin in the air & said:
If Heads, “I ll go to sleep”
If Tails, “I ll watch TV”
&
If it stands on the edge,”I’ll study”
He writes a love letter to the Nurse
A sardar ji Doctor falls in Love with a Nurse.
He writes a love letter to the Nurse :-
I Love You sister….
smoker never dies
Every cigarate you smoke,
decreses your life by 5 minuts.
Sex increses your life by10 mintes.
So basic theme of equation is that
“A FUCKING SMOKER NEVER DIES.”;-)
Glad to Know You
On Valentine’s Day, the day of affection,
Our thoughts quickly turn in your direction.
This Valentine poem is meant to show you
How very glad we are to know you!
U”ll alwys b mine 4 now n 4ever
U”ll alwys b mine 4 now n 4ever.
U”ll alwys b mine 4 ur my treasure.
U”ll always b mine pls tel me its true.
Pls b mine 4everi”ll always luv u…!
When Your Time Is Good
When your time is good
then are mistakes are
taken as a jokes…but
when your time is bad,
then even your jokes
are noticed as mistakes…
In Your Difficult Times
Never forget 3 types of people in your life:
1. Who helped you in your difficult times.
2. Who left you in your difficult times.
3. Who put you in difficult times.
You are my last thought
A late night sms greeting
doesn’t only mean Good Night.
It has a silent message
saying : You are my last thought at night.
>-GooD NighT-<
Every Morning Has A Beauty
There is always one thing to
be thankful for every morning,
to see the beauty of being alive
under GOD’s grace…
Good Morning…!
Count your age by Friends
Count your garden by flowers,
Not by fallen leaves.
Count your life by smiles Not by tears.
When your life has reached its autumn,
Count your age by Friends not Years !