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prove it, can you
I am the best, I can prove it.
I can put coffe in coffe cup.
Can you put world in world cup?
I can send my number on your cell.
Can you send your cell on my number?
I can send my address on your mobile.
Can you send your mobile on my address?
I told you I am the best.
Yeh Dair Tak Jagna
Yeh Karwaten, Yeh Dair Tak Jagna,
Yeh Surkh Aankhon Ka Sababb.
Samjh Pao Gey To Bikhar Jao Gey,
Na SamJh Pao Gey To UlaJh Jao Gey…!!
!!!~Gud Nyt~!!!
books were singing a song
Yesterday in my room all my books were singing a song…
Guess which song…??
Guess…!!
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Oo zara zara touch me touch me touch me…!!
Love & friendship were walking
Once upon a time
love and friendship
were walking in village.
Love fall in dug because love is blind.
friend ship also fall because
friend ship can do every thing for love
In Ramazan, quran was sent down
Ramadan is the (month) in which was sent down the Quran,
as a guide to mankind,
also clear (Signs) for guidance
and judgment (between right and wrong).
which network is most famous
A Pathan in an interview in mobile company
As he answered the first question.
They kicked him out.
Question was asked,
“which network is most famous”?
Pathan answered: Cartoon Network
We Say And We Only Say
We say they are paid with our taxes
we say they only enjoy privileges
we say they are dictators
we say and we only say
but
when they sit at blood freezing cold posts at Siachen we don’t say
when there boxed bodies pierced with bullets come home we don’t say
when they get ready to walk in spray of bullets chanting Takbeer
& when their bodies shattered into pieces we don’t say
they are the sons of soil
be proud of PAK armed forces
PAK DEFENDERS ZINDABAD
PAK ARMY PIANDABAD

