I am dreaming of white Christmas
I am dreaming of white Christmas,
with every christmas card i write,
May your days be merry and bright,
and May all your christmases be white.
Happy Christmas.
Have a horrible day without water
Have a horrible day without water in ur bathroom,
while soap in ur eyes.
Oh!sorry, dis msg is not 4 u.
Its only 4 those who do not take bath everyday…
Sehri Kar K Hi Sona
1990 Dhol Wala:
Bhaiyon sehri ka waqt ho gaya hai uth jao.
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2013 Dhol Wala:
Night package walo jaag tou rahay ho Sehri kar k hi sona :-)
Everything Is Beautiful
Everything is beautiful.
It just depends upon the situation.
as
A school bell sounds irritating at 8 am
but same bell sounds melodious at 2pm.
Start Up Morning SMS
The start up morning sms
doesn’t mean to disturb you.
It is just to tell you,
that you are my first thinking of the day.
So Good Morning.
new sms in market
This is a New SMS, That is not available in Market yet.
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I told you not available in market,
then how it comes on mobile? lol:
Dil kerta hai tujhey kuttay k agay dal dun
Train mai aik husband apni wife say:
tujh say shadi ker k pachta raha hun
dil kerta hai tujhey kuttay k agay dal dun
samnay wala passenger:wao wao wao wao!!!
Anytime You Need A Friend
If you’re alone,
I’ll be your shadow.
If you want to cry,
I’ll be your shoulder.
If you want a hug,
I’ll be your pillow.
If you need to be happy,
I’ll be your smile.
But anytime you need a friend,
I’ll just be me.
worst residents
Friends in the Heart
are the worst residents!
They capture Heart,
They pay no rent,
They don’t vacate easily,
and
When they leave the place,
Its broken.
you are also a resident of my Heart
At ur age hitler commited suicide
Teacher : U failure !
At ur age Bill gates stood first in the class
Student : Mind u, Sir,
but at ur age hitler commited suicide