Someday you may lose your hair.
Someday you may lose your hair.
you may lose your teeth- oyur money & even lose your mind.
But 1 thing you will never loose is oyur good looks.
because you cant lose what you don’t have!
Real Idiot Friends
Always remember an idiot,
who makes you laugh in his presence,
will definitely make you cry in his absence..!!
because those idiots are our real friends…!!
Happy Birthday with Friends
Count your life by smiles not tears.
Count your age by friends not years.
Happy Birthday
Make Her Feel Beautiful
No girl believes she’s beautiful,
until a guy comes along and
makes her feel like she is beautiful.
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“Paj K Jao Tey Raj K Aao.
Hug You Back Even Tighter
One Of The Best Feelings
In The World Is When
You Are Hugging The Person You Love
And They Hug You Back Even Tighter
Kisses Each Finger
A Beautiful Girl Puts Her Finger
On The Hotel Managers Lips
Manager Kisses Each Finger
Girl:
Now Tell Your Boss
There Is No Tissue Paper In The Toilet:-P
Success Does Not Depend
Success does not depend on making important decisions quickly,
but it depends on taking quick action on important decisions.
Chances of my recovering?
Patient : What are the chances
of my recovering doctor?
Doctor : One hundred percent.
Medical records show that
nine out of ten people die of the disease you have.
Yours is the tenth case I’ve treated.The others all died.
Your validity for taking food has expired.
Dear friend,
Your validity for taking food during the day time has expired.
Please fast next 10 days to resume your day time food.
Thank you for eating.
Happy Ramazan