Love Is 2 Think About Someone
Love Is 2 Think About Someone
Else More Times
In A Day Than
You Think About Yourself
usko mil gaya dosra pyar
Twinkle Twinkle Little Star
Teri girlfriend gayi bazar
usko mil gaya dosra pyar
ab tu baith k makhiyan maar!
toba toba astaghfar.
Twinkle Twinkle litle star.
sometimes u misses me
sometimes u misses me
but most of the time i do
some time u sms me !
but most of the time i do!!
sometimes u forget me !!
dts the only thing ” I NEVER DO”
To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire
Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire?”
Millionaire: “I owe everything to my wife.”
Interviewer: “Wow, she must be some woman.
Interviewer: “What were you before you married her?”
Millionaire: “A Billionaire”
New Years A Chance of New Beginning
New years are a chance for a beginning
Even when there hasn’t been an end.
Wheels turn in an interminable bend,
Yet, marked in one spot, seem to wobble spinning.
Each year we hope to do a little better
Although we know that really nothing’s changed.
Reason thinks that everything’s arranged,
So we must dream if we would fate unfetter.
Happy New Year
Rakhna her pal is dil main hamari yaad
Hum is qadar tum per mur mitain gay,
Tum jahan daikho gay hum hi tumhain dikhengay,
Rakhna her pal is dil main hamari yaad,
Hamaray bad hamari pyar ki dastan dunia walay likhain gay,
1 day u’ll B srprisd 2 c ME beside U.
1 day u’ll B srprisd 2 c ME beside U.
U & ME laughing,
U & ME crying,
U & ME dreaming,
U & ME holding on,
U & ME…
just U & ME sitting in a MENTAL HOSPITAL & ME CHECKING U.
sardar got new job
Interviewer: Congrats, you are selected.
Your 1st month salary is Rs: 6000.
Next month salary will be 10000.
Sardar: Ok sir, I’ll Join next month.
Jin ki Maa nahi hoti un k liye duwa kon karta hai?
1 din main ne apni “Maa”say pocha k
jin ki Maa nahi hoti un k liye duwa kon karta hai?
Wo boli Darya agr sokh b jaye to rait say nami nahi jati
Heart is like a bottle of perfume
Heart is like a bottle of perfume.
If u never open it nobody knows the fragrance inside it..
If u keep it always open
soon u will loose ur fragrance.
So act wisely.