SMS Collection

All SMS

Geo Pakistan

Posted on by Shining Spirit

China ki Abadi 1 Arab 35 Kror
14 Wazir

India 1 Arab 27 Kror
32 Wazir

Amrica 32 Kror
14 Wazir

Brtania 13 Kror
12 Wazir

Pak 17 Kror
96 Wazir
Geo ‘PAKISTAN’

Smart Answers

Posted on by Shining Spirit

Smart Answers

Teacher: Are you chewing gum?
Student: No, I’m John Smith… :)

Husband: We are having mother for dinner tonight.
Wife: Make sure she is well cooked… :p

Father: Shameful results! Do you always get such low marks?
Son: No, only when I take exams… ;)

Guest: Will these stairs take me to da 2nd floor?
Boy: No, you’ll have to walk as well… :)

Girl: I have changed my mind.
Boy: Thank God! Does new one works better?

wife of mechanical engineer

Posted on by Shining Spirit

mechanical engineer wife

calls his husband and said:

Your spare part has arrived (you become a father)

Husband replied: check it below there is Nut of Bolt.

Love is an illusion

Posted on by Shining Spirit

I Was a Smoker!!!
Once I Read: “Smoking Is Injurious To Health”
I QUIT Smoking.

I Used To Drink WINE
I Read: “WINE is Bad For Health”
I Left Drinking.

I LOVE Someone
Once I Read: “Love is an illusion”
You Know What I Did?

I Left “Reading”!

when I found you

Posted on by Shining Spirit

Love is like a cloud.

Love is like a dream.

Love is 1 word and everything in between.

Love is a fairytale come true.

Coz I found Love when I found you.

Dear! Look into my eyes

Posted on by Shining Spirit

Boy- Dear! Look into my eyes.What you see?Tell me…!

Girl- True love.

Boy- O anni di e!

Aida wada machhar nazar ni aya? kad cheti…. Vadi aai true love di..