Newton Law of Exams
Newton Law of Exams
According to newton’s 4th law for exams
every book will continue to be at rest
or covered with dust until
some external or internal exam moves it!
Celebrate Our Independence
This is the day,
That Our nation sings
This is the day
That the liberty bell starts to ring
This is the day
We all start to remember
What We stand for
And to celebrate our Independence
We stand up high, as We
All start to cry
As we think about,
All that died
For you, for me, for our whole country
Risking there life
Each & everyday here is a salute
To all that lay …
Happy Independence Day :)
SANTA goes
SANTA goes 2 a hotel & after eating he goes 2 wash his hands,
but start washing the basin Manager:What r u doing?
SANTA: U have written here “WASH BASIN.”
Small But Meaningful Sentence
Small But Meaningful Sentence
“Every human in this world
is BLIND to his own FAULTS”.
Ringtone of Life
Hansi K0 Inbox
Aansu K0 Outbox
Gusse K0 Delete
MusKan K0 Sent
Pyar K0 Save
Or
Dil K0 Kro Vibrate
Phir Dekh0 Zindagi Kitni Pyari Ringtone ha.
people are great actors
‘Don’t assume that someone,
who is always smiling is always happy…
Because most people are great actors in this world…’
‘William Shakespeare’
Aankhain aasoun ka samander
Dil yadoon ka gehwara.
Aankhain aasoun ka samander.
kaantairay aawaz k matlashi.
zabaan tairay milnay k liyay dua’go.
dimagh khayalon main gum.
hont pyar k pyasay.
Slow Driving Highway Signboard
A fantastic signboard in highways
to encouraging slow driving
“Mr. Late”
is always
better than..
“Late Mr.”
Dies For You Everyday
Boy To Girl: Why d0 you love a rose,
which dies in a day.
But don’t love me,
who dies for you everyday?
Girl Replied:
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Oye hoye … Dialogue!!
the brain is also important
The first testicular guard
was used in cricket in 1874
and
the first helmet was used in 1974.
It took 100 years for ment to realize
that the brain is also important.