shaadi nahi aasaan
shaadi nahi aasaan bas itna samaj li jiye faraz
ek fernail ki goli hai aur choostey jana hai.
I Want More Proof
A woman was kidnapped.
The kidnapper sent a piece of her finger
to her husband and demanded for money.
Husband replied:
I want more proof..
KHOPRI BHEJO KHOPRI.
nature has given you a face
Nature has given you a face,
But you have to provide the expression.
Be careful when you express,
Because your expressions will leave an impression
sleep with sweet memories
Night is a good time
to remember all the sweet things
& all the sweet persons in your life.
so sleep well with your sweet memories.
Bathroom SMS – Public Toilet Message
Bathroom SMS – Public Toilet Message
Come like a Horse,
Sit like a Thief,
And Go like a King….
This Slogan was written on a..
Public Toilet Door.
super star saliyan
Shadi karo wahan jahan
Sasur ho maldar
Saas rehti ho beemar
Saalay hon bekar
Biwi jaisi b ho
lekin
Saliyan hon 3 ,4
aur wo b Super star..
Surprising Morning
Every morning I wake up
look next to me to see you
and I say damn I wonder how I got so lucky,
then I look in the mirror and say
damn it all now makes sense!
Good Morning Honey.
Farq sirf itna sa hai
Farq sirf itna sa hai, US ki doli uthi meri maiyat uthi,
phool US per bhi they, phool mujh per bhi they,
mehfil wahan bhi thi , log yahan bhi the,
Un ka hansna wahan, in ka rona yahan,
sahelian us ki bhi thin, dost mere bhi they,
Do qul US k perhey, do qul mere perhey,
Qazi udher bhi tha, moulvi idher bhi tha,
WOH saj k gaya, mujhe sajaya gaya,
WOH uth k gaya, mujhe uthaya gaya,
Farq sirf itna sa hai usey APNAYA gaya, mujhe DAFNAYA gaya
When u feel sad….
When u feel sad….
To cheer up just go to the mirror and say,
“damn I am really so cute”
u will overcome your sadness.
But don’t make this a habit…..
Coz liars go to hell !!!!
Some things are just better
Some things are just better the way they are like you!
Happy Fathers”Day!