Kisses blown are kisses wasted
Kisses blown are kisses wasted.
kisses are not kisses unless they are tasted.
kisses spread germs and germs are hated.
but you can kiss me baby i am vaccinated
Whan I Call You
Whan I call you,
1 ring means I am thinking of you,
2 rings means I like you,
3 rings means I am missing you,
4 rings means I need you,
5 rings mean.. BEHRE HO PHONE UTHAO JULDI!
pleasure of being with you
I liked lots of people and missed very few,
but no one has been as special as you!
I’d stand and wait in the world’s longest que
just for pleasure of being with you!
50% of sardars are not donkeys
Newspaper Mein News Lugi K
“50% Of Sardars Are Donkeys”
The Sardars Protested.
Next Day News Lagi K
“50% Of Sardars R Not Donkeys”
The Sardars Celebrated.
power to face challenges
Umbrella can not stop the rain
but allows us to stand in the rain.
Confidence may not bring success
but it gives the power to face challenges.
Aap ka aur apki bivi ka blood group aik hi hay
Doctor : App ka aur aapki
biwi ka blood group aik hi hai?
Sardar : Hoga, Zarur hoga;
25 saalsey mera khoon jo pee rahi hai….
Some can give u Crying & tears.
Some can give u Crying & tears.
Many othrs can give u Laughter & smiles.
But only rare can give u
Laughing tears & Crying smiles.
Those r simply called Friends.
the same silly question
Santa 2 girlfriend: Darling, am I the first man you ever kissed?
Girl: Of course, you r. But, why do all men ask the same silly question?
Happy Birthday Looser
Congratulations on not being
remotely young enough to be
picked for the Hunger Games.
Happy Birthday Looser
fasting is our sacrifice
Fasting is our sacrifice
it is the life of our soul
let us sacrifice all our body
since the soul has arrived as guest.
Happy Ramadan