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To Save Your Girlfriend

Today I met Mario..
I greeted him n asked ” Do You Remember Me ?”

He said “No”

I said ” Rascal! I lost my whole childhood to save your girlfriend..!

smart futuristic husband

A child said to the sales girl in a sweets shop:

Miss will you marry me when I grow up.

Girl smiled and said yes

Child said: can you give your future husband a free chocolate

Lovely Valentine Hearts

It is a nice feeling in the world
That when someone you love,
loves you in return.
So when you know the one you love has feelings for you,
Never let them go because it is very
difficult to find 2 hearts that beat as 1.

Happy Valentine’s Day

Make Me Laugh

I want a boyfriend who:
will text me good morning/good night.
will make me laugh
will take funny/cute pictures with me.
Respects me won’t lie to me
doesn’t flirt with other girls.