Ticket checker to a saint
In a train, ticket checker to a saint: Ticket please!
Saint: I don’t have.
TT: Where do you want to go?
Saint: Lord Ram’s birth place, Ayodhya!
TT: Come, lets go!
Saint: Where?
TT: Lord Krishna’a birth place, Jail.
3 Movie tickets
Husband: Today is sunday &
I have to enjoy it.
So i bought 3 movie tickets.
Wife: Why three?
Husband: 1 For U and 2 for ur parents.
Never Ask For A Smile
Never ask for a smile just give it.
Never expect love from others,
just love them.
Never say I can’t live without you,
Just say I live for you…
That’s the beauty of life…
Reality of Fear
Reality of Fear:
You are not scared of dark, You are scare of what’s in it.
You are not afraid of heights, You are afraid of falling.
You are not afraid of people around you, You are just afraid of rejection.
You are not afraid to love, You are just afraid of not being loved back.
and you are not afraid to try again, You are just afraid of getting hurt for the same reason.
Dost or Dushman me Frq Rabty ka hai
Dost or Dushman me Frq Rabty ka hai,
Agr Rabta Qaim Rahy to Dushman b Dost bun jata he,
Rabta Toot Jae to Dost b Dushman bn jata he
Go and water the plants
Sardar told his servant:
Go and water the plants. Servant
it’s already raining. Sardar: So what?
Take an umbrella and go.
to make a beautiful life
To make a beautiful life offer Prayers.
FAJAR = FRESHNESS ON FACE
ZOHAR = BETTER INCOME
ASAR = GOOD HEALTH
MAGHRIB = BRIGHT FUTURE
ISHA = PEACEFUL SLEEP
Truly Want To Be Together
Good relationship don’t just happen.
They take time, patience
and two people who truly
want to be together.
Khawab, Kawab Hotay Hain
Subha k ujaloon mein dhoondta hai tabeerein?
Dil ko kon samjhaye khawab, kawab hotay hain!
GOOD MORNING
No Man Can Ever Be Satisfied
No Man Can Ever Be Satisfied
with 4 things in life.
(1) Mobile
(2) Automobile
(3) TV
(4) Wife
Because there is always
a better model in neighborhood.