Ur aim in life should b 54321..
Ur aim in life shud b 54321..
Shockd !!
I mean…
5- Five digit salary
4- Four wheeler vehicle
3- Three room flat
2- Two cute children
&
1- One sweetheart
Susti ki intiha
susti ki intiha,
Boy:papa aik glass paani de do
Papa:khud le lo
Boy:plz de do naa
Papa:Ab manga tou thappar maronga
Boy:Thappar marnay ao tou paani lete aana:-)
How do u spell crocodile
TEACHER: Johny, how do you spell “crocodile”?
JOHNY: “K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L”
TEACHER: No, that’s wrong
JOHNY: Maybe it’s wrong, but you ask me how I spell it!
Ummido ki shama dil mein mat jalana
Ummido ki shama dil mein mat jalana….
Is jahan se alag duniya mat basana…
waise aaj mood main hu to sms kar diya
par roz intezaar mein palke mat bichana.
Lost in a zoo I saw many animals..
Lost in a zoo I saw many animals..
Mouse
BIRD
Monkey
and
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.
.
! U 2
A beautiful girl goes to Professor
A beautiful girl goes to Professor cabin
and
say
that i will do anything to pass in the exams
and professor says
NOW OPEN YOUR
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Books And Study
Happy Birthday To My Special Friend
Happy Birthday to a friend
who is very special to me!
The Real Life Starts
The real life starts
when you want something
so badly that you have no
going to get it and stil
you believe in yourself
that some day you will
make it happen.
A pathan said to his friend
A pathan said to his friend:
“mujhy smajh nahi aati k log
maheena maheena kaisy nhi nahatay?
Mujhy to 28vein din kharish hona shuru ho jati hai”.
Doctor help me
SANTAr: Doctor help me, mein jab baat karta huun to muje sirf awaaz
sunai deti hai, aadmi nahi dikhta.
Dr: Aaisa kab hota hai? SANTA: Phone karte waqt.