This is no ordinary blow job!
What did the hurricane say to the palm tree?
Hold on to your nuts.
This is no ordinary blow job!
wo sham ko aai colege me
ek din jab wo sham ko aai colege me
me ne us se aankh larai colege me
uper se aa gae us k aba jan
ho gai apni khub dhulai colege me
bandh gae mujh ko zalim khambay se
puch na kese raat bitai colege me
haddi pusli tuti he to JANA phir
mujh ko ulfat raas na aai colege me
kuch din bad wo ghar per aa ker yun boli
kyun nahi aatay faraz bhai colege me
You need enemies
To be successful,
You need friends.
But
To be very successful,
You need enemies.
Machine to detect a thief
In U.S. they invented a machine that catches thieves; they took it out to different countries for a test.
In U.S.A, in 30 minutes, it caught 20 thieves;
In UK, in 30 minutes it caught 50 thieves;
Spain, in 30 minutes it caught 65 thieves;
Ghana, in 30 minutes it caught 600 thieves;
India, in 15 minutes the machine was stolen.
Don’t Laugh now
Always ask God to give u what u deserve
Always ask God to give u what u deserve,
not what you desire.
Its bcoz your desires may be few,
but you deserves a lot!
aik bandar ka bacha apni maan say
aik bandar ka bacha apni maan say:
maa main itna badsurat kyon hoon
maa beta khuda ka shukar karo aur,
usay dheko jo message pardh raha hai
Pleasing ALLAH Is Easy
When I’m alone, I crave company & someone to support me. No one comes to help me except Allah !
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When I pretend to be strong in-front of the world, nobody sees my hidden tears except Allah !
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When I’m sad and I want a shoulder to cry on, nobody support me but Allah !
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Pleasing a human is most difficult. Pleasing Allah is the easiest.
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People sometimes punish me for the mistakes I have not done. Allah ignores & excuses the ones that I did.
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That’s ALLAH !
The Greatest, The Almighty,
The Most Beneficent
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The Most Merciful And all praise belongs to Allah…
someone has feelings for m
Excuse Me
Is someone care about me?
Is someone has feelings for me?
I am the only person who misses everyone.
Who will miss me?
Please Miss me.
Can I have your picture
Can I have your picture,
so Santa Claus knows exactly
what to give me.
Happy Christmas.
Follow In Ny Footsteps
I don’t want my children
to follwo in my footsteps…
I want them to take the path
next to me and go farther than
I ever dreamt possible.