Main aata hun
A beautiful lady was kissing a lion inside a cage in circus…
Ring master asked:
Can anyone do this..?
SARDAR: Main aata hun..Magar pehle sher ko hatao..
my days of week
Without Your SMS My Week Days are Like:
“Moodoutday”
“Tearday”
“Wasteday”
“Thirstday”
“Fightday”
“Sufferday”
&
“Sadday”
So
Kindly sms Me Evryday.
A lawyer to another lawyer
A lawyer to another lawyer
i have fight the case of my client
he was accused to handling fake currency
so i win the case and set free my client
but when he paid my fee
this is also in the fake currency
Happy Halloween
A black baby was given a set of wings by God.
The baby asked “Does this mean I’m an angel”.
God laughed and replied,
“Nah niggah u is a bat!”
Happy Halloween
Today we are miles apart
Today we are miles apart
but I wanna reach across the miles
and say i am thinking of you
in a very special way
HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY
One Unstable Friend
Everyone has at least one unstable friend,
I just happen to be that friend.
The future belongs to those who believe
The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty
of their dreams.”
multi boyfrnds
Today’s girl havng multi Boyfrndz::
Jaaz Boyfrnd: hello darling
Girl: Aur Sunao ;)
Ufone Boyfrnd: kya tumhre dil me main hu?
Girl: Tum hi to ho :)
Zong Boyfrnd: tumhe Chand kahun phool kahun,,,kya kahun?
Girl: sab keh do
Telenor Boyfrnd: kya har larki bewafa hoti hai?
Girl: yahi hai dhun sab ki.
Differences Make Us Unique
Do not underestimate yourself by
comparing yourself with others.
It’s our differences that
make us unique and beautiful.
My Perfect Life Partner
My Perfect Life Partner
You magnify my happiness
When I am feeling glad
You help to heal my injured heart
Whenever I am sad.
You are my perfect life partner.