Different Varieties of Mother
Doctor Mother:
Ek Thappar parega to theek ho jao ge.
DHAMKANE WALI AMMI:
Aane do tumhare papa ko,
tumhari shikayat karungi.
Purani AMMI:
Jab main tumhari umar ki thi to ghar ki sari zimmedari sambhalti thi.
Najoomi AMMI:
Mujhe pata tha, yeh Tutay ga.
CONFUSED AMMI:
Mein insan hun k machine ?
SELFISH AMMI:
Lunch mein parathay tumhare liye diye thay ya tumhare doston k liye?
SHAKKI AMMI:
10 mein se 10 numbr,
zarur tum ne cheating ki hogi.
Par in sab k baad bhi
BEST hain hum sabki AMMI..
HAPPY MOTHERS DAY !
To all my friends.!!
No shadows 2 depress u
only joys 2 surround u
many friends 2 luv u
God himself 2 bless u
These r my wishes 4 u,
for today, tommorrow & everyday
The below mentioned action
is performed by highly trained professionals.
So please don’t try this at home..
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STUDY! xD
Once a husband and wife
were preparing to go office
and the wife thought
she would drive today for the office.
Wife : Chalo na car me kahin ghumne
chalte hai, aur car me drive karungi!
Huband : “Agar tum car drive karogi to
jayenge car mein, aayenge akhbaar meinâ€!!
Dreams touch your heard and soul,
it is a magical memory that
unites fantasy and reality.
Hope you’ll have the sweetest
dream tonight, good night.
good night, wish you have sweetest dream of your life tonight.
It feels good
to hear someone say:
“TAKE CARE”
But it feels
so much better
to hear someone say:
“I WILL TAKE CARE OF YOU”
A Smile To Start A Day
A smile to start a day,
A prayer to bless Your way,
A cheer to say…
Have a Very nice day
G(‘,’)(‘,’)D MORNING
Aray salgira hy to
phr ho jye thora
dance
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Nacho!
hapy birthday
FRIENDSHIP is vast like UNIVERSE.
Deep like OCEAN.
High like SKY.
Strong like IRON.
Kind like MOTHER.
& cute like ME.
