Principle’s Daughter
Boy: You know the principle is an idiot!!!
Girl: do you know who I am?
Boy: No!
Girl: I’m the principle’s daughter!!
Boy: and do you know who I am?
Girl: No….
Boy: Thank Goodness !
Cool Lover Boy
NORMAL LOVER BOY:
“Jaan can I touch your b__bs?
Girl: “Rascal!”
COOL LOVER BOY:
“Jaan can I feel your heartbeats?”
Girl:”So Sweet”
“Think Different, Do Different!”
Wo 8 chezain jin main Allah ne boht Shifa rakhi hai
Wo 8 chezain jin main Allah ne boht Shifa rakhi hai:
1_ Quran
2_ Sadqa
3_ Sura Fatiha
4_ Month of safar
5_ Honey
6_ Kalonji
7_ Zumzum
8_ Zaiton.
Chalo Faraz ab mausam ka maza chakain
Chalo Faraz ab mausam ka maza chakain
Tamam dawain bacho ki pohnch sy dur rakhen
Faraz kya milan ki ab justuju karen
Tabiat zyada kharab hoto doctor sy ruju karen
Humari chahat ka kuch to khayal karain.
Dawai achi terha hila kar istimal karain.
Dil mera doob gaya jab us ki uthi doli,
Subha sham khaney k bad aik goli,
Hum to ishq karny pe raza’mand hai,
Juma ko subha clinic band hai…
Height Of Bravery: Going Late 2 Class
Height Of Bravery
Going Late 2 Class,
In Tore Jeans & messy hair.
Entring The Class Widout Permission
N Saying 2 Madam
“Hey Sweety! Carry On Dont Stop” ;)
thinking for better tomorrow
We work for making better tomorrow.
But when tomorrow comes,
Instead of enjoying,
Again we start
Thinking for better tomorrow.
We never enjoy present.
isi liye main usay le ja raha hon
Girl’s father: “main nahin
chahta k meri beti apni pori
zindagi ek ghaday k sath guzaray”
Boyfriend:”Bus, isi liye main
usay yahan se le janey aaya hon.”
Any boyfriend before marriage
Husband 2 Wife : Did u Have any boyfriend before marriage ??
Wife remains silent ……
Husband : Mai is Khamoshi ko kya samjhu ??
Wife : Abbe gin ne to De….
As The Day Turns Into Night
As the day turns into night,
keep your worries out of sight.
Close your eyes and go to sleep,
for all the good times are yours to keep.
Sweetest dreams!
Wake Up Each Day With Thanks
Wake Up Each Day With Thanks
No matter how good or bad
you think life is,
wake up each day and
be thankful to God for life.
someone somewhere is fighting to survive.
Good Morning.