It must have been a rainy day
It must have been a rainy day when you were born, but it wasn’t really rain,
the sky was crying because it lost his most beautifull angel…!
Sardar: Will U marry , after I die.
Sardar: Will U marry , after I die.
Wife : No I will live with my sister.
Wife : Will U marry , after I die.
Sardar: No I will also live with ur sister.
April Fool Day Funny Quotes
April 1.
This is the day upon which
we are reminded of what we
are on the other three
hundred and sixty four days.
– Mark Twain
Man before Marriage is like Airtel
Man before Marriage is like Airtel….
“Aisi Azaadi Aur Kahaan”
After Marriage He’s Like Hutch…
“Whereever U Go Our Network Follows.”
Eid Bring God Endless Blessings
May this…
Eid bring Fun, Eid bring Happiness,
Eid bring God Endless Blessings,
Eid bring fresh love…
EID MUBARAK to You with all best wishes.
Best Friends Hug Each Other
Instead of saying “excuse me“, we push
each other out of our way and say “Move!”
We hug each other and laugh at random moments.
We argue about absolutely nothing
only to to find out we’re both wrong.
Best Friends. It’s who we are.
Aqal Kya Hoti Hai…?
Aqal Kya Hoti Hai…?
Asmaan ne kaha: Buhat buland hoti hai.
Saagar ne kaha: Buhat gehri hoti hai.
Aap ne kaha: Haaein …… woh kya hoti hai :)
50% Pathan bewakoof hote hain
Akhbar Me aaya
50% Pathan bewakoof hote hain.
Is pr Pathano ne kafi halla Machaya.
Phir aya.
50% Pathan bewakoof nhi hote hain.
Tb ja kr Mamla set howa…
Iftaar se pehle aur Iftaar k baad
Iftaar se pehle,
('.')
/].[\
_/ \_
Aur,
Iftaar k baad
_('.')_
/( . )\
_!/ \!_
!!!! Control yaar control !!!
Husband & wife are like liver and kidney.
Husband & wife are like liver and kidney.
Husband is liver & wife is kidney.
If liver fails, kidney fails.
If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney.