You Must Be Good Looser
To win a fight in a ring
you should be a good wrestler.
But. . .
To win a fight in relation
you must be good looser!!
Relations need care.
elephant does’nt eat bananas
An elephant hs 5 bananas and he is hungry, but he does’nt eat bananas.y?
Bcoz thi bananas r made of plastic..
Next Q…
Da 5bananas r real but thi elephant does’nt eat it.y?
Coz da elephant is made of plastic.
Never giv up.
1 more Q.
Now
both da elephant n da bananas r real, bt yet he cant it..y?
Coz da bananas r in da TV.
Oooopps!!! Cool down
both da elephant n da bananas r real n in da TV, bt yet he cant eat it.y?
Coz they r on difrnt chanels.
Hehehehehe
Ok sory
Both da elephant n da bananas r real in da TV n on da same chanel, bt yet cant eat it.y?
Cmon think….
Coz TV is OFF..
Is that a sun or moon
A Sardar looking at sky asks another Sardar :
Is that a sun or moon?
Other Sardar replies :
Oye ! No idea…Im new to this city
is city..
Things Your Parents Did
You never appreciate all of
the things your parents did for
you until you find yourself
doing the same things for your kids.
change what you can’t accept
You have only two options in life.
1. ACCEPT
or
2. CHANGE
So try to accept what you can’t change,
And try to change what you can’t accept.
Sardar son is in Medical College
Sardar: I am Proud, coz my son is in Medical College.
Friend: Really, what is he studying.
Sardar: No, he is not studying, they are Studying him.
Dua: Tu Jb Bhi Koi DUA Kary
-{“D”.”U”.”A”}-
Tu Jb Bhi Koi
DUA Kary
Mera RAB
Tujhy Wo Atta Kary
Teri Jholi Khushiyon Se
Bhari Rahy
Bin Mangey
Hi Sb Atta Kary
Tere Hath
Uthain
‘Baad Main
Mera RAB
Wo Pehle
Atta Kary
AAMEEN
surely loose the person
Never play with the feelings of others.
Because you may win the game.
But the risk is that you will surely loose
the person for life time.
I Still Miss You Badly
No matter how bad things got between us,
I still had it bad for you.
I still miss you & wish nothing
but the best for you.
Men Are Like Bluetooth
Men are like Bluetooth:
he is connected to you
when you are nearby,
but searches for other devices
when you are away…
Women are like Wi-Fi:
she sees all available devices
but connects to the strongest one…