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My wife is too good

Man: My wife is too good,

She can’t talk on any subject for hours.

Friend: Ahh !! My wife is better,

She doesn’t even need a sibject to talk about.

Each Morning Look Up To The Sun

Each day brings in new lights and hopes.
Face each day with a courageous and faithful zeal.
Never lose your determination and focus in life
and you shall achieve greatness.
Each morning look up to the sun and scream out,
It is my day, today.

If I could swim, I d come out there and kick your butt!

There was a blonde driving down the road one day.
She glanced to her right and noticed another blonde sitting in a nearby field.
She was in a boat rowing, with no water in sight.
The blonde angrily pulled her car over and yelled at the rowing blonde, “What do you think you’re doing?” It’s things like this that give us blondes a bad name.
If I could swim, I’d come out there and kick your butt!”