modern employer
What is the definition of a modern employer?
Modern employer is the one
who is looking for men
between ages 25 and 30
with 40 years experience!
What is the definition of a modern employer?
Modern employer is the one
who is looking for men
between ages 25 and 30
with 40 years experience!
Congratulation!
Amir Khan Ne apni Film
K Second part k liay
ap ko Chun lia hai
Jiss Mai ap ka
Bohat Main Role Hai
Film Ka Name hai
Bayghairut zameen per
Beauty is not how you look.
Its not how beautiful you are.
Its not your figure.
Beauty is the inner self.
So always wear
colorful undergarments.
When you share your problems with someone special,
It doesn’t mean that you are weak by any measure.
It actually indicates your high level of trust for that person.
Ae Maah_e_Ramzan Aahista Chal,
Abhi Khasa Qarz Chukana Hai…
Kuch Khuwab Hain Jinko Likhna Hai,
Aur Tabeeron Ko Pana Hai…
Kuch Log Hain Ujray Dil Walay,
Un Sab Mein Piyar Basana Hai…
Aur Khizan Raseeda Angan Mein,
Ab Aman Ka Beej Lagana Hai…
Kuch Toba Karni Baqi Hai,
Aur Rab Ko Humain Manana Hai…
Ae Maah_e_Ramzan Aahista Aahista Chal,
Abhi to Khasa Qarz Chukana Hai..!!!
Nice lines:
Why We Have So Many Masjids
If ALLAH Is
EveryWhere?
.
.
.
.
Ans:
Air Is Everywhere
But
We Need A Fan to Feel it..
The X-Ray report of your brain:
10gm Mitti
10gm Knkar Pathr
25type k kirey makorey
5gm makri k jaale
500gm bhusa
.
.
.
Kamal he.!
I thought it was empty.!
Yeh Ishq-o-Mohabbat,
Mehr-o-Wafa,
sab rasmi rasmi batein hain
Har shaks Ana ki masti mein
bus apni khatir jeeta hai.
A man was dying of cancer.
His son asked him:
dad why do you keep on telling
everyone that your dying of AIDS.
He replied:
“So that when i die no 1 will touch ur mom”
JUST 3 KEYS TO ENJOY LIFE
CTRL+ALT+DEL
1)CONTROL YOUR SELF
2)LOOK FOR ALTERNATIVE SOLUTION
3)DELETE THE SITUATION WHICH GIVES U TENSION