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Stupid Husband

Wife: I had to marry you to find out how stupid you are.

Husband: You should have known it the minute I asked you to marry me.

On All Hallow Eve

You wouldn’t believe
On All Hallow Eve
What lots of fun we can make,
With apples to bob,
And nuts on the hob,
And a ring-and-thimble cake.
~Carolyn Wells