He who has not Christmas in his heart
He
who
has
not
Christmas
in
his
heart
will
never
find
it
under
a
tree
He
who
has
not
Christmas
in
his
heart
will
never
find
it
under
a
tree
Wife:”
Mujhe kisi mehangi jaga le ke chaliye na ji”
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Husband:Chalo, tayyar ho jao…”
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Petrol pump chaltay hain:D
¤*”GooD NiGht”*¤
Ab “RAAT” ki “palkein” bheeg chaleen
Aur “CHAND” b hai “chhup” janay ko
Kuch deir mein “SHABNAM” aey gi
“PHOOLON” ki “pyas” bujhany ko
“TAARON ” k
“Safar”pe
“Kho” jao
Ab “SO” jao
Ab “SO” Jao..!!
one candle enough to cut darkness.
one true friend enough to make life happy.
one good guide enough for success.
one SMS from you enough to make me smile.
Life is not about the people who act true to your face.
It’s about the people who remain true behind your back.
Yaad Na Karo Gi To Sataoun Ga
Rootho Gi To Manaoun Ga
Ro Gi To Hasaoun Ga
Dost Hoon Mein Tumhara Saaya Nahin
Jo Andhere Mein Saath Chor Jaoun Ga
Q. WHAT DID BANTA SINGH SAY WHEN HE SAW A BANANA PEEL?
A. “OH! I AM GOING TO SLIP AGAIN.
The Evolution of Friendship
Friendship Starts with “Hi”
Changes to “whats up”:-)
Grows to”oye pagal”;-)
Tends to “tum atleast apna dimagh mat chalao”:-
Falls to “thappar khana hy”:-)
&
Finally “tu sambhal lena yaar”-)
Thats FRieNDSHIP :)
MY WAY OF LIFE
People laugh becoz i am different.
And i laugh because they are all the same.
That’s called Difference.. :)
An Idea Can Change Your Life
But,
A Woman can change your IDEA..
So,
Always change
Women to change IDEAS
WHAT AN IDEA.
SIR Gee.