Konsi chiz hawa main bhi urti hai aur bachay bhi daiti hai
Teacher: zameen per rehny waly janwer bachy dety hain,
hawa main urnay waly andy daitay hain,
Woh konsi cheez hai jo hawa mai bhi
urti hai or bachy bhi deti hai??
need to be on top.
Eagle sitting on a tree doing nothing.
Rabit thought to do the same & sat on ground.
A wolf came & ate it.
M0RAL: To sit & do nothing, you need to be on top…
”Love”
”Love”
is the medicine 4 any kind of pain but
be sure. . . .!!!!
There is no medicine in the world 4 the pain given by
..”LOVE”.
maaldar-e-husun
Laazim hai har shaksh par zakaat dena FARAZ…!
Jo maaldar-e-Husun hain woh chummiyan diya karen…!
3 new girl friends.
Maths teacher asked JOHNY
“If u have 12 chocalate and u give 5 to DONA,
3 to ALICE and 4 to ROMA then wat will u get ?
JOHNY replied “Sir! 3 new girl friends”.
love it while you live it
Realize things before it’s too late.
Accept things than delay them.
Love People before you lose them.
Life just comes once.
Love it while you live it.
Women have 4 types of sex
Women have 4 types of sex.
One is asthmatic “ah aah ah aah”,
2nd obedient “yes..oh yes!”,
3rd greedy “more..more..plz”,
4th religious “oh god..oh..my god”.
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To My Hardworking MOM
MOM you do so much for me
You are always working so hard
So I’ve been thinking and
I’ve decided that I’m not
going to ask for any more favors.
Happy Mother’s Day 2014
Awesome Feelings
Awesome Feelings
That awesome feeling
when someone is making an effort
to make you smile.