Judge: U r crossing the limits.
Judge: U r crossing the limits.
Lawyer: Kaun Saala aisa kehta hai?
Judge: How dare you call me saala?
Lawyer: My Lord, I said kaun ‘Sa Law’ kehta hai?
Mother’s Work Never Done
Happy Mother’s Day
A man’s work is from sun to sun,
but a mother’s work is never done.
What is gr8 love ?
What iS gr8 love ?
Its wen u hide tears n still care 4 her .
Its wen she ignores u n u still LOVE her .
Its wen she begins love someone else
n u still SMILE
When i look at you
When i look at you,
i cannot deny there is God,
cause only God could have created some one
as wonderful n beautiful as you
Sardar going to shikaar
Sardar darvaze pe GUN liye khara tha
Wife: y r u standing here?
Sardar: Sher k shikar pe ja raha hon
Wife: To jao na..!
Sardar: Kase jaon baher KUTTA khara hai
sardar knows well
English Man: My grandfather died at the age of 96 Years.
But he never used glasses.
Sardar: I know…
some people drink directly from tooti.
Husband wife mein larai hoi
Husband wife mein larai hoi,
Husband ghar se chala gaya,
Husb:Rat ko phone pay,”Khanay mein kia hai”
Wife:Zeher.
Husb:Mai dair se aonga, tum kha kar so jana:D
Curtain Falls On Today
As the curtain falls on today,
God has another big one planned
for us again tomorrow.
Do you know the meaning of WIFE?
Husband asks: Do you know the meaning of WIFE? It means…
Without Information, Fighting Everytime!
WIFE says: No darling , it means :-
With Idiot For Ever
LOVE n CARE
l”l________
–/ l__l Delivery
| | ________
L(o)__l___(o)__|
This van is loaded with
LOVE n CARE,
Wishing U and your family
A HAPPY DIWALI