What is skeleton?
Interviewer:what is skeleton?
Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a person
who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!
Interviewer:what is skeleton?
Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a person
who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!
What is the moral of Rajnikanth’s movie ROBOT?
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girls sirf insan ka hi nahi,
MACHINE ka bhi dimag kharab kar sakti hain.
Christmas is festival that brings lots of fun and joy in our hearts and celebration all around. Christmas festival is a ultimate way of welcome a happy new year ahead. When the Merry Christmas day comes there is still the same warm feeling we had as children, the same warmth that enfolds our hearts and our homes. Christmas wishes make refresh your bonding and brings a lot of unity and togetherness. So why not just start up with some Cute Christmas SMS 2015 that you can send to your loved ones and make Christmas celebration more enthusiastic. Given below are some cute and sweet Christmas SMS 2015 specially for your sister and brother. So just go ahead and pick some of the coolest Christmas SMS for the merry day and make it special.

Bells are ringing the wishes of Christmas day. The flying snowflakes send my most sincere blessings to you – Merry Christmas
I want your heart to be full with love and joy this Christmas and your family to be together to share. Merry Christmas.
I wish you a merry Christmas. Before you celebrate with your family, ask baby Jesus to fill everybody’s hearts with love. Hope you like my Christmas SMS 2015
May the joy and peace of Christmas be with you all through the Year. Wishing you a season of blessings from heaven above. Happy Christmas.
Baby Jesus, may your love be in every corner in the world so that we are happy at least tonight. A merry Christmas.
The best Christmas gift is not the most expensive one, but one that is given with love, like a hug, a kiss or a greeting from the heart. Merry Christmas.
There is no ideal Christmas; only the one Christmas you decide to make as a reflection of your values, desires, affections, traditions. Bless us Lord, this Christmas, with quietness of mind; Teach us to be patient and always to be kind. hope you like this Christmas SMS 2015
Let us make this a day of peace and love by giving love to our loved ones, and by sharing with those in need. Do it and you will have a merry Christmas.
There are many reasons why I like Christmas, but the main one is that I can feel baby Jesus love in my heart. Merry Christmas.
May this Christmas end the present year on a cheerful note and make way for a fresh and bright new year. Here’s wishing you a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!
If this Christmas you have the chance to be with your family, thank baby Jesus for it and enjoy every second with your loved ones. Hope you like this Christmas SMS 2015
This Christmas I will look for you with empty hands, but inside I will have all my love for you. Merry Christmas.
Can I have your picture, so Santa Claus knows exactly what to give me. May all the sweet magic of Christmas conspire to gladden your hearts and fill every desire.
Seeing your loved ones together and spending Christmas with them is the best gift you can receive. A merry Christmas to you and your family. Christmas SMS 2015
I have given everybody love on this Christmas Eve, and I kept some for you because I never forget you. Merry Christmas.
May the whimsical wizard of Christmas promise to bring joy and fill every desire of yours. Have a great Christmas!
I have handwritten this message myself, but words came from my heart. Be happy with people who love you and have a merry Christmas all of you.
I might not be good at many things, but I sure can express my feelings for the people I love. Merry Christmas.
It will soon be midnight, and before you celebrate with your family I want you to have this greeting with a lot of affection. Merry Christmas.
We hope these sweet Christmas messages to send as SMS help you express your love for your family and friends this Christmas.
Let us welcome the bracing New Year and let us cherish each moment it beholds and celebrate the new beginning with Christmas and make merry. Happy Christmas Day!
It is an ideal occasion that is celebrated as a reflection of your values, hopes, warmth, culture and customs. Wishing you a very Happy Christmas!
I dream of a vivid and vivacious Christmas for you, may your days be pleasant, merry and jubilant. Wish you a merry Christmas
May this holy season be filled with warmth and inspiration throughout the year; wishing you a Christmas filled with peace and love. Merry Christmas.
May the good times and cherishes of the present become flourishing memories of tomorrow. Wish you lots of love, joy and happiness. Merry Christmas.
May rejoice and serenity of Christmas be with you all through the Year. Wishing you a season of boons from the paradise above. Happy Christmas to you and your family.
I wish you an adorable Christmas, I wish you favorable, I wish you enjoyable, you shall not lack in this Christmas thy Lord shall provide you. Merry Christmas!
A sanctified month of snows and songs, carols and joys, laughter and love all together. It’s December – the month of Christmas. Wish you all a very Happy Christmas!
A still night, a star above, a promising gift of trust and love. A blessed Christmas to you!
Christmas is a wonderful day to pray, to savor, to smile, to relax and to thank God for a spanking life. Have a great Christmas eve and merry Christmas! Cute Christmas SMS 2015
Have a joyous, passive, bouncing time of celebrations this winter and enjoy to the fullest. Merry Christmas!
Bells are booming with the arrival of Christmas this winter. Here by sending you my beloved wishes for a wonderful Christmas. Enjoy!
check also variety of different type of Christmas SMS 2015 hope you like these. Happy Christmas SMS 2015, Funny Christmas SMS 2015, Romantic Christmas SMS 2015,
Arz Kia Hai………
Zara Ghor Farmaiiye
Arz Kia Hai
Eid Eid Karte Kiun Karte Ho
Eid Bhi Aajayegi
Kia?
Eid Eid Karte Kiun Ho
Eid Bhi Aajayegi
Ramzan Ke Pure Rozay Rakho
Aqal Thikane Aajayegi
Today I saw your duplicate.
I said hello
But
He did not give answer
I felt very bad.
Than he finished his banana
&
Jumped on another tree.
The best friend is one with whom
you sit on a bench saying nothing and
when you get up and go!
you feel you had the
best conversation of life!
Kehte Hain Ishq Me Neend Urh Jati Hai
Koi Hum Se Bhi To Ishq Kare,
Kambakht Hame Neend Bohat Aati Hai.
Koi Hai Ya Dobara Soo Jaon…?
GOOD NIGHT
The thing that weighs most heavily
in the balance of good deeds
is a good attitude.
Main apna aj apna kal thumara nam karta hoon,
main apne javen ka her aik pal tumharay naam karta hoon,
Samait sako gay na jisay tum ta qayamat,
Qasam tumhari tumhain itna piyar karta hoon.