Teacher : Which is more important to us,
the sun or the moon?
Pupil : The moon.
Teacher : Why?
Pupil : The moon gives us light at night
when we need it but the sun gives us light
only in the day time when we dont need it.
Ay-Mamu
Apun Tere Sath Sms Ka Dhanda Band Kerne Ka Hai
B0le To
Ek Dum Khalas
Agr C0mpr0mise Kerne Ka Hai To
6-7 Jhakaas Se Sms BheJ DaaL
Warna Khalas.!
I ask Allah 2 make u happy,
make u smile,
guide u safely,
though every mile,
grant u wealth,
give u health & most of all grant u paradise!
Sectary saw his boss pant zip open.
She tells him, Sir your garage is open.
Bos: Did you see my Ferrari..?
Sectary: No, I saw a small scooter with
two punctured wheels.
Luddi atte Dhamaal Inna di Jaggo Nyari aa..
Luddi atte Dhamaal Inna di Jaggo Nyari aa…
Hakki, Balibaal, Kabaddi Khed Nyari aa..
Ral Mil Ke Mele te Tyohaar Manaunde Ne…
Sara Jag Gawah PUNJABI Sher Kahaunde Ne…..
A boy going in car,
suddenly he saw a girl
laying in middle of the road
he came out and
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1
Din
Jab
Tumhari
Shadi
Hogi
Tumhari
Bivi
K
Pait
Me
Mera
Ha Ha Ha
Mera
Mera
Ha ha ha
Ha ha ha
Bhatija
Hoga
Kamine! Bhai Pe Shak karta ha
If the looser keeps his smile,
then the winner will lose the thrill of victory,
Be stronger at each step of life.
I love you more and more
each year that I live with you.
I am excited to begin another year
of our happy married life.
Happy anniversary!
Aik Larki ne apni Jeans utar di or sardar je se boli:
“Muje biwi honay ka Ehsas dilao”
sardar ne bhe Jeans utaar de or bola:
Jao ye dono Jeans dho kar lao”
