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jumps in joy

Doctor: You have Brain cancer.

Pathan Jumps in joy.

YesssSSS !!!

Doctor: Why are you so Happy ?

Pathan: B-coz it Proves that i have a BRAIN.

tumhay galatfehmi hui hai

Wife: kal rat tum nend mai muje galiyaa de rahy the

Husbnd: tumhay galatfehmi hui hai

Wife: kesi galat fehmi?

Hasbnd: yahi k mai nend mai tha..! ;-)

In life, dont expect anything from anyone

In life, dont expect anything from anyone.
Because expectation, when not fulfilled, gives you pain.
When you get something without expecting it,
It gives you pleasure.
Keep doing your part
And leave the rest to God.

Ansuo sham ki plko pe

Ansuo sham ki plko pe lrazty rehna,

Dob jaey jo ye manzar to brasty rehna,

US ki adat wohi hr bat adhori krna,

Or phr bat ka mfhøom bdlty rehna,

Aaj sikh lia hy ye qreena hm nay,

Bujh b jana to bari dair sulagty rehna,

JAny kis umer main jae gi ye adat us ki,

Roothna khud se to aoron se ulajhty rehna.