There are 3 Chambers in my HEART.
1 for PAPA,
1 for MAA,
1 for GOD.
oh! wat about u dear
Sorry no place for u
in my heart……..
bcoz frendz like u
are my heartbeat..!
Nurse – “Mubarak ho.. Sardarji.. tusse papa ban gaye..”
Sardarji – ” Meri wife ko nahi bolna.. main usey SURPRISE doonga..!”
How can I spell s_cces without u
C_te without u
Or H_mble without u,
Even Tr_st without u,
See I can’t even La_gh without u,
I don’t know what to do without u.
Style of break up:
Boy bought a gift for his girlfriend.
Girlfriend: What the hell would I do with this rocket?
Boy: You wanted stars na?
Now sit on it and get lost :-D
Forget abt D past you cant change it,
Forget abt d future You cant predict it
Forget abt d present I dint get you one
Happy birthday!!!
An advise for my friends:
Hurt me with the truth
but
never comfort me with a lie.
EID Mubarak!!!
May ALLAH bless you,
accept your deeds in Ramadan,
let the provision of taqwa to assist
us thru the months to come…
Have a joyful and enjoyable EID
with your family and friends!!!
Love is Pure
Love is Sure
Love is sweet poison
that Doctors can’t cure
Some people like sunday,
Some people like monday,
However i just like only one day,
Its your birthday?Happy Birthday!
what is 143 ?
i love you ?
no,
i hate you ?
no,
i miss you ?
no,
i wish you ?
no,
143 means………….
ONE HUNDRED & FORTY THREE…… Laughing
