santa bunks office comes
santa bunks office comes home & finds his wife in bed with his
boss. Rushes back to office & tells his colleagues almost got caught bunking?
footsteps of the wise
Do not seek to follow in
the footsteps of the wise.
Seek what they sought.
Wish You Be A Happy Couple
It’s more than just the dates,
holding hands and kissing.
It’s about accepting each
other’s weirdness and flaws.
It’s about being yourself and
finding happiness together.
It’s about seeing an
imperfect person perfectly.
Wish You Be A Happy Couple
Happiness of Free India
Celebrating the joy and happiness of free India!
Happy Independence Day
highest reward
The highest reward for
man’s toil is not what he gets for it,
but what he becomes by it.
A pakistani man goes for fishing
A pakistani man goes for fishing, catches a big fish.
Comes home and askks his wife to cookthe fish.
Wife says she can’t as there is no gas, no electricity,
no atta(floor) and no cooking oil to fry it in.
Man goes and puts the fish back in the river.
Fish comes up to the surface and shouts
“Pakistan Zindabad”
Needs of Temporary Life
Deep thought ..!
We Need Everything PERMANENT’
In a ‘TEMPORARY’ Life. . . !!.
Happy Diwali Bring Cracker with Joys
May this Deepawali bring you all a cracker with Joys,
Firework with happiness and prosperity
and Subh Laabh from Ganesh Ji.
Happy Diwali.
Konsi chiz hawa main bhi urti hai aur bachay bhi daiti hai
Teacher: zameen per rehny waly janwer bachy dety hain,
hawa main urnay waly andy daitay hain,
Woh konsi cheez hai jo hawa mai bhi
urti hai or bachy bhi deti hai??
need to be on top.
Eagle sitting on a tree doing nothing.
Rabit thought to do the same & sat on ground.
A wolf came & ate it.
M0RAL: To sit & do nothing, you need to be on top…