A friend to Sardar:
Last year the Name-Plate
outside your house
I read Santa Singh B.A
This year I read Santa Singh M.A
When did you finish yours Master Degree..?
Sardar: You don’t understand.
Last year my wife died.
I put B.A. to indicate Bachelor Again.
Then I took a second wife,
so
M.A is married again.
Kaash dil ki hasrat poori ho jayai,
Aap dain miss call or wo receive ho jayai,
Sub bhoo ker kerain hum ghanton batain,
Hoosh tub ayai jub aapka balance khatam ho jayai ;-)
On the Holy occasion of EID UL Azha
that celebrates the HAJJ…
may you be filled with happiness
and may every step of you journey
through life be blessed by ALLAH!
EID Mubarak
Similarity Between Man & The Letter ‘Q’
Both Are Zero Without That Little Thing Hanging Down Below…!
COLD WATER and HOT IRON
remove WRINKLES from cloth;
same way
the COOL MIND and WARM HEART
remove WORRIES of life :-)
I have a simple calculation
on how long we will be together.
Count the stars in heaven
and sand on shore multiplied
by the heartbeats = forever!
Ae item, kesa hae? Tera bot memory aa rela tha.
Ita tem ho gela hai tere ko dekha bhi ni.
Akha life mei tere jesa 1 item mila apnko, mis to karega.
My friend thinks he is smart,
He said onions are the only food
that make you cry.
so I threw a cocunut at his face.
Biggest joke of the century
“Computer and mobile were
invented to save our time”
Hugs were invented
to let people know
you love them without
having to say anything.
