Sardar’s wife: O sardar ji, yeh car
ki speed itni kion barha di…??
Sardar ji: oyee car ki break fail ho gayai
hain, is say pehlay k koi accident
ho jayai ghar pohunch jatay hain:p
rose will fade away
Freshness of a rose will fade away,
wells will run dry
and
sweetness of an ice cream
will not last more than 5min
but the memories of a friend
like you will last forever
If You Stand For A Reason
If you stand for a reason,
be prepared to stand alone
like a tree,
and if you fall on the ground,
fall like a seed that
grows back to fight again.
Right Guy Will Love
It doesn’t matter
how you look,
what your weight is
or how much makeup you put on.
The right guy will love you
for what’s inside.
Go for sum1 who makes u
Go for sum1 who makes u
smile becoz only a smile makes
a dark day seem bright..
OK! We will apply next year
A Sardar and his wife filed an application for divorce.
Judge asked: How will you divide?
You have 3 children.
Sardar replied: OK! We will apply next year.
Honey! If you do not mind, can i….?
Boy and Girl were sitting in garden
Suddenly a Dog started kissing another dog infront of them
Boy: Honey! If you do not mind, can i….?
Girl: OK, But be careful, The dog may not bite you
Pakistan India Joke SMS
Once Upon A Time In Sri Lanka,
India and South Africa Were
Playing A Cricket Match,
They Both Did Their Best.
But In The End, Pakistan Won.
Make You Look Better
Smile it will make you look better.
Love it will help you to enjoy life more.
Pray it will keep you stroner.
Everything Will Work Out For The Best
Sometimes all you can do is
not think, not wonder,
not imagine, not obsess.
Just breathe and have faith
that everything will work out
for the best.