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pathan proudly says

Teacher to Pathan:

Where were you born?

Pathan proudly says: In KHYBER PAKHTUNKHAWA.

Teacher: spelling?

Pathan: I think i was born inĀ  N.W.F.P. :-D

Perfect Definition of Love

Perfect Definition of Love

To give someone the complete

authority to destroy you

But

At the same time being confident

that he Or she will never do it!