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woman who wasn’t my wife

A popular inspirational speaker said:

Best years of my life were spent

in arms of a woman who wasn’t my wife!

Audience was shocked and silence.

He added:

She was my mother!

Audience applause and laughter!

1 Hathi Romantic mood mei

1 Hathi Romantic mood mei
1 chunti ko cherta hai.
chunti ghusay mei
Hathni k pas ja k kehti he:

Apny awara shohar ko smjha lo
warna mard hamary ghar me b hain

mujhy bhi pasand hai

Pathan ki beti ko 1 Larka pasand aagaya,

pathan preshan ho kr: Tumhari shadi us sy nhi ho sakti.

Beti: kiun..?

Pathan: Q k wo mujhy bhi pasand hai..