Category: Bhai Style Sms

Abhi bole to bhai ko tere SMS nahi aarele,
Bhai ka khopdi bahot tight he,
Bol nikalu kya tera luky draw?
bole to do-char SMS chipka dal mamu. Sender Circuit Bhai!

MUNNA BHAI:

“Ye Doctor Log Operation Karne Se Pehle

PatientKo Behosh Kyun Karte Hain?

CIRCUIT:”Bole Tou Patient Khud Operation Karna Seekh Na Le Isliye.”

7 wonders of the world.
Bole to
1. apun,
2. apunki smile ,
3. apunka estyle,
4. apunki face,
5. apunka nature,
6. apunka msgs, aur
7. bole to TUM apun ka friend.

MAMU:

Chand toh raat ko nikalta hai, aaj din mein kaise nikal aya?

GIRL:

Ullu to raat ko bolta hai, aaj din mein kaise bol pada?

Taeray ko nahi pata kay apun ko yeh looove pay yakeen nah aarela
is liaay apnun ko piyaar kar love nahi

PROFESSOR

Gandhi Jayanti ke baray mein kya jantey ho?

MUNNA BHAI

Gandhi bahut jabardast aadmi tha, Baap. Maa Kasam,

par apun ko yeh nehin malum ke yeh Jayanti kaun hai.

Mere Kitne SMS mile?
Bahut saare?
Aur tune kitne bheje? Ek bhi nahi!
Haaak Thu: Ab tak bahut SMS khaye – Ab Goli Kha –
DHISHKYOUN!

PRINCIPAL: Agar koi ladka girls hostel mein gaya toh irst time 100 Rs fine,
2nd time 200 Rs. Fine and 3rd time 500.
MUNNA BHAI: Monthly paas ka kya lega Mamu.

Ay-Mamu

Apun Tere Sath Sms Ka Dhanda Band Kerne Ka Hai

B0le To
Ek Dum Khalas

Agr C0mpr0mise Kerne Ka Hai To
6-7 Jhakaas Se Sms BheJ DaaL

Warna Khalas.!