Category: Bhai Style Sms

Tum apun ko itna sms karta hai..
Apun ko reply karneko majbur karta hai..
Kya iske peeche koi plan hai..
Ya auro ki tarah tum bhi apun ka fan hai..

Kya mamu apun ki yaad nahi aa reli kyaa?
Kya apun hi tere ko aise jhakas msg bhejta rahenga kya?
Bole to tu bhi ek-do rapchik msg chipka dal!

Abhi bole to bhai ko tere SMS nahi aarele,
Bhai ka khopdi bahot tight he,
Bol nikalu kya tera luky draw?
bole to do-char SMS chipka dal mamu. Sender Circuit Bhai!

MUNNA BHAI:

“Ye Doctor Log Operation Karne Se Pehle

PatientKo Behosh Kyun Karte Hain?

CIRCUIT:”Bole Tou Patient Khud Operation Karna Seekh Na Le Isliye.”

7 wonders of the world.
Bole to
1. apun,
2. apunki smile ,
3. apunka estyle,
4. apunki face,
5. apunka nature,
6. apunka msgs, aur
7. bole to TUM apun ka friend.

MAMU:

Chand toh raat ko nikalta hai, aaj din mein kaise nikal aya?

GIRL:

Ullu to raat ko bolta hai, aaj din mein kaise bol pada?

Taeray ko nahi pata kay apun ko yeh looove pay yakeen nah aarela
is liaay apnun ko piyaar kar love nahi

PROFESSOR

Gandhi Jayanti ke baray mein kya jantey ho?

MUNNA BHAI

Gandhi bahut jabardast aadmi tha, Baap. Maa Kasam,

par apun ko yeh nehin malum ke yeh Jayanti kaun hai.

PRINCIPAL: Agar koi ladka girls hostel mein gaya toh irst time 100 Rs fine,
2nd time 200 Rs. Fine and 3rd time 500.
MUNNA BHAI: Monthly paas ka kya lega Mamu.