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imaginary wife

A poem for bachelor boys:

Aisi apni wife hot,

5.5″ jis ki hight ho,

Chehra jis ka bright ho,

Weight jis ka light ho,

Thori si wo quiet ho,

Beauty multiply by twice ho,

Favorite color white ho,

Makeup thora light ho,

Zulfein dynamite hot,

Honton ko dekh kar aisa lagay,

jaise Coke Diet ho,

Saari pehan kar jab chalay,

tu aisay lagay k Switzerland ki flight ho,

Agar aisi apni wife ho,

To kia haseen apni life ho.

MUNNA BHAI: Mamu, apun bachpan mein dus

MUNNA BHAI: Mamu, apun bachpan mein dus maley ke building se gir gaya tha.
MAMU: Aarey, phir kya hua. Bach gaya ki tapak gaya?
MUNNA BHAI: Yaad nehin hai yaar. Bahut purane baat hai.
MAMU: Oye, maar gayay yaar. Meri biwi aur premika saath saath aa rehla hai.
MAMU KA DOST: Arrey, mein bhi yehi bolnewala tha.
CIRCUIT: Oye Short Circuit yeh light bulb pe baap ka naam kya likh raha hai?
SHORT
CIRCUIT: Apun baap ka naam roshan kar rehle hai.

Bapu ne bola tha ke kabhi jhoot

CIRCUIT: Bhai, Bapu ne bola tha ke kabhi jhoot nehin bolna mangta hai.
Apun aaj se kabhi jhoot nehin bolega Bhai.
MUNNA BHAI: Aye Circuit, woh Sunita ka baap aya hai terayko dund rehla hai.
CIRCUIT: Bhai usko bolo apun gaon gaya hai, kheti karneko.
MUNNA BHAI: Par Circuit, abhi to tu bola kabhi jhoot nehin bolega.
CIRCUIT: Bhai, apun jhoot nehin bolega, par tum to bol sakta hai na.

Gandhi Jayanti ke baray mein

PROFESSOR: Gandhi Jayanti ke baray mein kya jantey ho?
MUNNA BHAI: Gandhi bahut jabardast aadmi tha, Baap.
Maa Kasam, par apun ko yeh nehin malum ke yeh Jayanti kaun hai.
PROFESSOR: Akal badi ki bhais?
MUNNA BHAI: Bole toh pehlay date of birth bata mamu.