Category: Exam SMS

Jab light ho out of control,

tu khirki darwaze khool,

khirki darwaze khool,

Chanda mama ko bol!

“ALL IzZ wELL”

WAPDA kia jane student ka kya hoga?

Tayari karega ya paseny me hoga?

Koi na jany inka result kiya ho ga?

To Candle jala, UPS chala

ya Generator chala k bol “Bhaiya ALL IzZ wELL.

My nights are going sleepless,
my days are going useless.
So I asked GOD, “is this love?”.
GOD replied, “no dear, result is near”

Exam Patterns:

In 1998: Ans ALL Questions.

2008: Ans ANY 3 Questions

2015: Only Read Questions

2020: Thanks for Coming to Examination Hall.:-)

Special advice to CA students
A girl may not help you to get
lots of marks but marks mya
help you to get lot of girls.
So, love your studies not girls.

A genius is one who can do in one day

what others do in hundred days!

Just like us!

we cover our course in one day before exam

&

teachers take the whole year :-)

The below mentioned action

is performed by highly trained professionals.

So please don’t try this at home..
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STUDY! xD

Air & students have the same mentality

How?

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Both turn the pages of book without reading.

What’s Mutual Exclusion?

It means u skip some topics when you study

& the person who sets the paper

also skips the topics which you have studied!! :D :p

SO TRUE:

Just when we sit down to study,

everything else on earth gets so interesting
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Even just starring at the wall :P