Category: Exam SMS

My nights are going sleepless,
my days are going useless.
So I asked GOD, “is this love?”.
GOD replied, “no dear, result is near”

Exam Patterns:

In 1998: Ans ALL Questions.

2008: Ans ANY 3 Questions

2015: Only Read Questions

2020: Thanks for Coming to Examination Hall.:-)

Special advice to CA students
A girl may not help you to get
lots of marks but marks mya
help you to get lot of girls.
So, love your studies not girls.

A genius is one who can do in one day

what others do in hundred days!

Just like us!

we cover our course in one day before exam

&

teachers take the whole year :-)

The below mentioned action

is performed by highly trained professionals.

So please don’t try this at home..
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STUDY! xD

Air & students have the same mentality

How?

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Both turn the pages of book without reading.

What’s Mutual Exclusion?

It means u skip some topics when you study

& the person who sets the paper

also skips the topics which you have studied!! :D :p

SO TRUE:

Just when we sit down to study,

everything else on earth gets so interesting
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Even just starring at the wall :P

Teacher: Which Is the best month to study?

Student: Octembruary!

Teacher: Don’t be silly, there’s no such month

Student: Exactly! =P :d :p