A mobile is like women
A mobile is like women – Talks non-stop, costs a fortune, disturbs when u r busy and when u need them urgently they have no service.
Category: Flirt SMS
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kiss you and bite you strongly
Today night I would like to
kiss you and bite you strongly.
Do you accept this waiting for your permission
yours lovingly Mosquito
saying behind your back
I think;
I should tell you
what people are saying behind your back
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Nice Ass!!!!!!!
wife hit her husband with frying pan
A wife hit her husband with a frying pan.
Husband: What was that for..?
Wife: I found a paper in your pocket
with the name Jenny on it.
Husband: I took part in a race last week
and Jenny was the name of my horse.
Wife: Sorry..!
Next day wife hit him with the frying pan again
Husband: What now..?
Wife: Your horse is on the Phone.
Smart Answers
Smart Answers
Teacher: Are you chewing gum?
Student: No, I’m John Smith… :)
Husband: We are having mother for dinner tonight.
Wife: Make sure she is well cooked… :p
Father: Shameful results! Do you always get such low marks?
Son: No, only when I take exams… ;)
Guest: Will these stairs take me to da 2nd floor?
Boy: No, you’ll have to walk as well… :)
Girl: I have changed my mind.
Boy: Thank God! Does new one works better?
Government imposing new taxes
Government imposing new taxes.
Dating Rs.10,
Hug Rs.20,
Kiss Rs.30,
Love Rs.50.
But you don”t worry,
flirting is still free
I love my self
He said to me: I LOVE YOU:)
I said….
oh my GOD!!!!
what a co-incidence!:O
I love my self too…. :p
you have been trained
Never ask for hug,
Just take it.
Never ask do you love me,
Just say I love you.
Never say I can’t live without you,
Just say I live for you.
You have been trained.
Now go and flirt :)
whispered 3 words
Night was dark,
Moon was high
Boy stopped his car
girl asked him, why?
He came close, she felt shy
He went near
&
whispered 3 words
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CNG MUKK GAI.
go for anniversary
Man asked to his wife:
Where do you want to go for our anniversary?
She said: Some where I have never been!
Man said: How about the kitchen?