you have been trained
Never ask for hug,
Just take it.
Never ask do you love me,
Just say I love you.
Never say I can’t live without you,
Just say I live for you.
You have been trained.
Now go and flirt :)
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whispered 3 words
Night was dark,
Moon was high
Boy stopped his car
girl asked him, why?
He came close, she felt shy
He went near
&
whispered 3 words
.
.
.
CNG MUKK GAI.
go for anniversary
Man asked to his wife:
Where do you want to go for our anniversary?
She said: Some where I have never been!
Man said: How about the kitchen?
Whan I Call You
Whan I call you,
1 ring means I am thinking of you,
2 rings means I like you,
3 rings means I am missing you,
4 rings means I need you,
5 rings mean.. BEHRE HO PHONE UTHAO JULDI!
Phulon se khoobsurat koi nahi.
Phulon se khoobsurat koi nahi.
Sagar se gahara koi nahi.
Aab aapki kya tarif karu…
Dost me aap jaisa…
Nalayak koi nahi!
wrote your name
I wrote your name on sand
it got washed.
I wrote your name in air,
it was blown away. then
I wrote your name on my heart
& i got Heart Attack.
I want u … To be with me In a
I want u …
To be with me In a nice Restaurent
To have candle light dinner…. &
to say those sweet three words to U….
“Pay The Bill”
Arguing with girls, wife or ladies
Arguing with girls, wife or ladies is like
wrestling with a Pig in mud.
After sometime you realise that you are getting dirty
& the pig is enjoying !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
caught sleeping together
Boy1: Meet my wife Tina
Boy2: Oh! I know her
Boy1: How?
Boy2: We were caught sleeping together.
Boy1: What the hell!
Boy2: 10 years ago, during lecture in Maths class :-)
why always me
Everybody wants
someone special
someone innocent
someone nice
someone cool
someone sweet
someone cute
someone intelligent
But why always ME, ME and ME..???