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Smart Answers
Teacher: Are you chewing gum?
Student: No, I’m John Smith… :)
Husband: We are having mother for dinner tonight.
Wife: Make sure she is well cooked… :p
Father: Shameful results! Do you always get such low marks?
Son: No, only when I take exams… ;)
Guest: Will these stairs take me to da 2nd floor?
Boy: No, you’ll have to walk as well… :)
Girl: I have changed my mind.
Boy: Thank God! Does new one works better?
Government imposing new taxes.
Dating Rs.10,
Hug Rs.20,
Kiss Rs.30,
Love Rs.50.
But you don”t worry,
flirting is still free
He said to me: I LOVE YOU:)
I said….
oh my GOD!!!!
what a co-incidence!:O
I love my self too…. :p
Never ask for hug,
Just take it.
Never ask do you love me,
Just say I love you.
Never say I can’t live without you,
Just say I live for you.
You have been trained.
Now go and flirt :)
Night was dark,
Moon was high
Boy stopped his car
girl asked him, why?
He came close, she felt shy
He went near
&
whispered 3 words
.
.
.
CNG MUKK GAI.
Man asked to his wife:
Where do you want to go for our anniversary?
She said: Some where I have never been!
Man said: How about the kitchen?
Whan I call you,
1 ring means I am thinking of you,
2 rings means I like you,
3 rings means I am missing you,
4 rings means I need you,
5 rings mean.. BEHRE HO PHONE UTHAO JULDI!
Phulon se khoobsurat koi nahi.
Sagar se gahara koi nahi.
Aab aapki kya tarif karu…
Dost me aap jaisa…
Nalayak koi nahi!
I wrote your name on sand
it got washed.
I wrote your name in air,
it was blown away. then
I wrote your name on my heart
& i got Heart Attack.
I want u …
To be with me In a nice Restaurent
To have candle light dinner…. &
to say those sweet three words to U….
“Pay The Bill”
