I Am Not Well
Hey i’m not well. . :-(
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I m not a river either…:-D
:-)
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word truly defines you
I want to say a word to u !!
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That starts with u
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and ends on u
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that truly defines u
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that word is
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“ULLU” ….. :-)
nothign can replace you
A light can replace dark.
A success can replace failure.
A smile can replace pain.
But
Nothing can replace you
Because
“China de maal di koi garuntee nahi”
us ne kaha or dabao
us ne kaha or dabao ,,,,,
main dabaya ,,,
us ne kaha or dabao ,,
main ne or dabaya ,,,
us ne kaha baniyan nikal do phir dabao ,,,,
main ne phir dabaya ,,,
us ne kaha paint bhi nikal do phir dabao ,,,,
main ne phir dabaya dekha ho gya na suit-case band
Life is pretty much unpredictable
Life is pretty much unpredictable.
I may not live long enough but
I won’t miss out letting you know
That life is worth living with someone like you around.
nice nurse
Patient to dotor:
You’ve appointed nice nurse.
She take good care of patients.
doctor: Yes I heard,
When she slapped you.
my feelings for you have never changed
From Monday to Sunday,
From January To December,
From birth till my death,
my feelings for you have never changed.
For me, you’ve always been……….. a headache !
degrees of girls
Degrees of girls….!
B.A = Beautiful Angel
B.E = Beautiful Eyes
B.Sc = Beautiful Structure
L.L.B = Lovely Lifp and Body
M.B.A = Married but Available
The length & breadth & height of you
The length & breadth & height of you,
total up to quite a view,
but to taste the true delight of you,
I”ll have to take a bite of you.
looking for a valentine
So what you doin right now, my P.B Shelly?
Hmm…was jus bored…was watching the telly
haha chek this bravo guy out
looking for a valentine hes searching all about..