shame on you
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why are you reading again?
shame on you…!
In ABCD where comes 1.
Category: Flirt SMS
Funny Flirt SMS, Naughty Flirt SMS, English Flirt SMS, Urdu Hindi Flirt SMS, Girlfriend Flirt SMS, Boyfriend Flirt SMS, Friend Flirt SMS
cancel a date
Always remember:
When a girl cancels a date
it is because She “Has To”
and
When a boy cancels a date
it si becasuse He “Has Two”
wanted to show my children
New style of proposing
Boy: can I take a photo.
Girl: why?
Boy: Just wanted to show my children
how their mom looked in her younger age ;-)
treat your girlfriend
Advise of a dentist
Treat your girlfriend
like a tooth brush.
Don’t let anybody else use it
&
Changed it every 3 months.
Could u fax me
Could u fax me ur photo very very urgently ?
Mind u – it’s really very very urgent,
damn serious and very imp
…. I’m playing cards and we’ve misplaced the JOKER
Not An Option
If its going to be hard for you,
to choose between me and someone else ..
I would allow you to choose the other one
bcoz I’m not an “OPTIOn ..
Open with Love
Open with Love…
If I disturb U
I am Sorry!
But I need
To Say
I…
Love…
Disturbing you…
how bad you are
Remember: No matter how bad you are.
You are not totally useless…
You can still be used as a bad example.
when i smoke cigarete
A girl to doctor: when I smoke cigarette,
I feel very uncomfortable,
On first puff, I put off my shoes.
On second, my socks.
On third, my shirt.
Doctor: take this cigarette and tell me in detail.
Usne Kaha, Maine Kaha
Usne Kaha Tum Mein Pehli Si Baat Nahi,
Maine Kaha Insan Hun Koi Science Ki Ejad Nahi,
Usne Kaha Ab Bhi Kisi Ki Ankhon Mein Doob Jate Ho?
Maine Kaha Ankhen Hein Koi Talaab Nahi,
Usne Kaha Q Itna Toot K Chaha Mujhe,
Maine Kaha Dimagh Se Paidal Tha or Koi Asbab Nahi,
Usne Kaha Kya Mein Bewafa Hun?
Maine Kaha Tu Itna Dhokay Baaz Hai Jiska Koi Hisab Nahi,
Usne Kaha Bhool Ja Mujh Ko,
Maine Kaha Array Tu Hai Kon Mujhe To Ye B Yaad Nahi;-)..!!