pepsi pizza and you
I LOV THREE THINGS
1….PIZZA
2……PEPSI
3……….U
.
PIZZA TO EAT
.
PEPSI TO DRINK
.
AND U
.
OOOOOOOOOOHOOOOO HELLLLOOOOOOOO
TO CLEAN THE TABLE
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Ab hum bhi sehra bandhwain gay
Kia howa jo us nay apnay hathon main racha li mahendi,
Ab hum bhi sehra bandhwain gay,
Hamain pata tha woh hamaray naseeb main nahi hai,
Ab us ki choti behan ko phasain gay..
none of your business
Whatever high the sky may be…..
Whatever wide the River may be….
Whatever green a tree may be…..
just Remember….
IT’S NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS!!!!!! :)
Woh raishmi balon wali
Woh raishmi balon wali,
Bhoori ankhon wali,
Komal hathon or naram pairon wali,
matakti hoi andhairay main,
tumharay paas ayegi
aur dheeray sai bolegi
.
.
.
“Maiyooon”…
good and very good girls
difference between good girls
and very good girls.
Good girls open few buttons
when environment is hot.
Very good girls open all buttons
to make environment hot.
shame on you
A B C D E F G H
I J K L M N O P
Q R S T U V W X
Y Z
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1 missing in above
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why are you reading again?
shame on you…!
In ABCD where comes 1.
cancel a date
Always remember:
When a girl cancels a date
it is because She “Has To”
and
When a boy cancels a date
it si becasuse He “Has Two”
wanted to show my children
New style of proposing
Boy: can I take a photo.
Girl: why?
Boy: Just wanted to show my children
how their mom looked in her younger age ;-)
treat your girlfriend
Advise of a dentist
Treat your girlfriend
like a tooth brush.
Don’t let anybody else use it
&
Changed it every 3 months.
Could u fax me
Could u fax me ur photo very very urgently ?
Mind u – it’s really very very urgent,
damn serious and very imp
…. I’m playing cards and we’ve misplaced the JOKER