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Different answers of people of different conditions after accidents.
American:
Sorry man
Indian:
Dekh k bheya
British:
Its ok
German:
Wow
Pakstani:
O kise Annhi deya…
Nike has announced
production of its latest
model of shoes.
It is heavier than normal
and has design especially
suitable for throwing at President.
In life there r 5 perfect
things u should never lose –
CHARACTER
SELF RESPECT
HOPE
HEART
&
????
Well, u know my name:)
When I open my eyes every morning
I pray to God that everyone should
have a friend like you….
Why should only i suffer!!! ha ha ha
Bas Bohat Ho Chuka!
Apko Bura lage to sorry,
magar main ney b neechey Saaf Saaf likh dia hai…
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“SAAF SAAF”
If you have any problems,
Tell me, I’ll help you.
If you don’t have any problem,
Tell me, I’ll creat some for you.
Aakhir dost hote kis liye hain…!
Thought of the day:
An ant might be small,
but it can bite on ur hips,
can u bite on ant’s hip?
hahaha!!
Moral: Never under estimate anyone.
Boss:I will give you Rs.25 an hour starting today
and in 3 months, I will raise it to Rs.50 an hour.
When do you want to start?
New employee:In 3 months.
Why were males created before females?
Because you alwas need
a rough draft before the final copy.
Once, Boss, Officer & Clerk going 4 a meeting.
They saw a Jin. Jin said ”As i use to fullfil 3 wishes at a time.
But u r 3 ppl so i will fullfil 1 wish for each”.
Clerk atonce said ”Send me to America with a lot money” puff clerk disapper.
Officer said ”Send me to Paris with a lot of beautiful girlz” puff ofcr disapear.
Jin said to Boss: what is ur wish?
He said: ”I want these 2 idiots back at ofc after lunch”.
Moral: Always Let the BOSS SPEAK 1st.
