Category: Funny SMS

“The most amazing invention of the mankind”

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Write a wonderful paragraph

on obove topic and sent it to me.

Blackmailing In New Style

Employee To Boss: If you didn’t increase my salary.
I will tell everybody that
“you increased my salary”

Ik larki thi deewani si
Mobile lay kay chalti thi
Nazren jukha kar, sharma kar
Mobile mein jane kya dekha karti thi
Jab bhi milti thi mujh se
Mujh se poocha karti thi
ON kaise hota hai?
yeh
ON kaise hota hai?

Kiya lay ker ayai thay—-?

Kiy lay kar jao gay…??

Mujhey SMS nahin kar k
kitnay paisay bachao gay?

Itnay paisay bacha ker kya…..
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Mobile main CNG lagwao gay:p

143 means?
Do u want to know
what it means?
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It means
ONE HUNDRED AND FORTY THREE.
Tomorrow I will teach u 144.

LOVE V/S EXAM

LOVE: lots of thoughts in mind but no guts to express

EXAMS: lots of guts to express but no thoughts in mind

Machar ne ek aadmi ko din mei kata,

Aadmi ne kaha:

tum to raat mein kat’tay ho na…?

Machar ne jawab diya:

Ghar k halaat kharaab hain over time laga raha hoon

Twinkle Twinkle little star,
You should know what you are,

And once you know what you are,
Mental hospital is not so far.

girlfriend tells boyfriend in fanaa style

tere paiso ko mere purse mein panaah mil jaaye
mere ishq mein teri daulat fanaa ho jaaye

subhanallah! !!