Category: Funny SMS

Machar ne ek aadmi ko din mei kata,

Aadmi ne kaha:

tum to raat mein kat’tay ho na…?

Machar ne jawab diya:

Ghar k halaat kharaab hain over time laga raha hoon

Twinkle Twinkle little star,
You should know what you are,

And once you know what you are,
Mental hospital is not so far.

girlfriend tells boyfriend in fanaa style

tere paiso ko mere purse mein panaah mil jaaye
mere ishq mein teri daulat fanaa ho jaaye

subhanallah! !!

What happen when Lion roar 3 times.

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Don’t know
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‘Tom & Jerry’ cartoon starts

Woman’s TONGUE
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And
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Man’s EYE,
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Relax only
when they Die ;)

A sardarji goes to a chinese restaurant
and puts his finger
on the last of menu: Bring this.

Waiter: Oh! you can’t get it
because he is the owner of restaurant.

Chaand Ko Guroor Hai Ki,
Uske Pass Noor Hai To Kya Hua,
Mujhe Bhi Guroor Hai,
Ki Mera Doast Langoor Hai…Ha!Ha! Ha!!!!!

RABB kare apko sab milay,

Himmat,

Izzat,

Rupiya,

Bangla,

Style,

Smile,

Personality,

Popularity,

car,

piyar,
aur kya dekh rahe ho,kuch reh gaya kya?

LAALCHI.

Could u fax me ur photo very very urgently ?
Mind u – it’s really very very urgent,
damn serious and very imp ….
I’m playing cards and
we’ve misplaced the JOKER.