You are a DOG…
You are a DOG…
D = Darling
O = Of
G = Girls
Now u r smiling na?
Am i right??
Tu sach mein kutta hai
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A man went to hell
A man went to hell and asked the Yamraj if he can call his wife. yamraj said “u can do that” after man spoke to his wife.. he asked how much to pay yamraj yamraj said..”hell to hell is free”
lab pay atee ha dua ban kay tamana maire
Aishwaria Rai, Preety Zinta, Kareena Kapoor
in teenon main se kise ko hona ho ga maira zaroor
main janta hoon nahi ha itni ooqaat maire
lakin, lab pay aati ha dua ban kay tamana maire
sms ki dukan
jo pyaar na samjhe wo insan nahi
duniya me kon hai jo pareshan nahi
jab reply kroge tabi hum aur sms bhejeinge
warna humari bhi koi sms ki dukan nahi.
Wife: Nonsense it’s only a matter of patience
Husband:u will never succeed
in making that dog obey u!
Wife:Nonsense it’s only a matter of patience,
I had a lot of trouble with u at first.
Three ants find an elephant asleep.
Three ants find an elephant asleep.
One says,”We’ll kill him!”
Other one says,”We’ll break his legs!”
3rd one says:
“choro yaar bechara akela hai aur hum teen..!!”:-)
sardar thoughts three times
A man asks a sardar:
What about your paper of english.?
sardar said:
It was ok but I forgot 3rd form of think.
Then I thought
and thought
and thought
then wrote “THUNK”
Apne pyar ko mat chupao
Apne pyar ko mat chupao,
ise zarurat h jatane ki,
Apni khubsurti ko mat chupao,
ise zarurat h dikhane ki…
Ab aur PERFUME mat lagao,
tumhain zarurat h nahane ki
The Best Relation ever is between Two eyes
The Best Relation ever is between
Two eyes,
“they blink together”
“move together”
“cry together”
“see together”
And
“sleep together”
STILL
“they never c each other directly”
BUT
“when they c a girl” one will blink
And
Other will not…
“MORAL OF THE STORY”
A girl can break any kind of relationship…
I am only a cartoonist
If I was an artist,
you would be my picture!
If I was a poet,
you would be my inspiration!
If I was an author you would be my story!
But I’m only a cartoonist!