neighbors can see you
Wife to husband:
why are you walking around naked.?
Neighbors can see your things.
Husband: So what..!
Wife: They will think I married you for money.
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How woman calls their husband in first 6 years
How woman calls their husband in first 6 years
Yr 1.Janu
Yr 2.O G.
Yr 3.Sunte ho?
Yr 1.O bunty k pappa
Yr 1.Kahan mar gaye?
Yr 1.Tum aate ho k main aaon?
Sardar’s Poetry
Sardar’s Poetry
khirki se dekha to gali mein koi nahi tha…
wah
wah
wah
khirki se dekha to gali mein koi nahi tha
gali mein ja ke dekha to khirki mein koi nahi tha
Agar dunia ko kuch karkay dikhana hay to sun lo……..
Agar dunia ko kuch karkay dikhana hay to sun lo……..
hathi kai oper ulta kharay hokar photo khichwaoo… ..
phir photo ko ulta karkay dunia ko dekhaooo… Kaisaaaaaaa
Bs AAp jaise ek dost mil jaye…
Na khawahish hai sitaaron ki..
Na tamana hai bahaaron ki..
Bs AAp jaise ek dost mil jaye…
Jo mat maar de saaron ki
bachelor again
A friend to Sardar:
Last year the Name-Plate
outside your house
I read Santa Singh B.A
This year I read Santa Singh M.A
When did you finish yours Master Degree..?
Sardar: You don’t understand.
Last year my wife died.
I put B.A. to indicate Bachelor Again.
Then I took a second wife,
so
M.A is married again.
Kaash dil ki hasrat poori ho jayai
Kaash dil ki hasrat poori ho jayai,
Aap dain miss call or wo receive ho jayai,
Sub bhoo ker kerain hum ghanton batain,
Hoosh tub ayai jub aapka balance khatam ho jayai ;-)
Biggest Joke of The Century
Biggest joke of the century
“Computer and mobile were
invented to save our time”
Best punishment for a woman
what is the best punishment for a woman?
give her new clothes
matching her jewelry
and nice cosmetics
and then
lock her in a room without mirror.
smoker never dies
Every cigarate you smoke,
decreses your life by 5 minuts.
Sex increses your life by10 mintes.
So basic theme of equation is that
“A FUCKING SMOKER NEVER DIES.”;-)