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Teacher: Behind every successful man there is a woman
What do we learn from this?
Student: We should stop wasting time in studies and find a woman ;-)
Sari Zindagi Kar K Barbad
Ishq Ki Lazzat Chakh Li Hai,
Us Ne Bhi Burqa Pehan Liya,
Hum Ne Bhi Daarhi Rakh Li Hai…
Think Big.
Think Positive.
Think Smart.
Think Beautiful.
Think Great.
I know, that is too much for u,
so here is a shortcut.
JUST THINK ABOUT ME!
One day Raja and rani
decided to send messages
to each other by using
Pigeon instead of mobile.
The very next day pigeon reached raja without any message.
He angried and called to rani.
She told stupid “This was a missed call”
Man:Doctor ! My Son has swallowed a key.
Doctor: When ?
Man:Three Months Ago
Doctor: What were you doing till now?
Man: We were using duplicate key…
Ghajini dekhne k baad andaza howa
k mein bhi Aamir Khan se kam nahi hun.
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mein bhi parhta hun,
likhta hun,
samajhta hun..
Phir 15 min baas sab bhool jata hun
I am the best, I can prove it.
I can put coffe in coffe cup.
Can you put world in world cup?
I can send my number on your cell.
Can you send your cell on my number?
I can send my address on your mobile.
Can you send your mobile on my address?
I told you I am the best.
You are Sweet, Nice and
an Ultra-dynamic Personality !!
You are one in a Million with a Golden Heart !!
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Beautiful flowers die….
Nice stories end……
Lovely songs fade…….. ..
Momeries are forgotten… ..
All things comes to end…..
But people like YOU always remain forever
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BECAUSE GHOSTS NEVER DIE
Man: Officer! There’s a bomb in my garden!
Officer: Don’t worry. If no one claims it
Within three days, you can keep it.
