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naukrani: malkin aap udaas kion hain?
malkin: mujhey pata chala hay k
tumharay sahab ka kisi larki
say chakkar chal raha hay offcie main
naukrani: naheeeeeeen
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sahab mujhai dhoka nahi dai saktay
dost: tum ko Thand lagti hai to kia kerte ho
Sardar: Heater ke pas ja ke baith jata hoon
dost: agar phir bhi thand lage to
Sardar: to heater on ker Leta hon.
A Memon on his death time.
My wife, where r u ?
Wife:Yes, I’m here
My sons & daughters ru all here?
Yes, Papa
Memon:To phir brabar wale kamre
ka pankha Q khula hay ??? :D:D:D
majnu ko laila ka sms naheen aaya,
majnu ne 3 din se khana naheen khaya
majnu marne wala tha laila ke piyar main
aur laila baithi thi sms free honay k intizaar main.
Doctor ne admi se pucha …
Kia aap ka aur aapki biwi ka khoon aik hi hai?
Admi ne kaha..
Kiu nahi? Zarur hoga! Pachaas(50)
saal se mera hi khoon pi rahi hai na.
“Hindi”
Bi kesi Ajeeb Zaban Hai…
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Agar
Ghari (WATCH) kharab Ho To kehte Hain k, “BAND HAI”
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Or Agar Larki(Girl) kharab Ho To kehte Hen,
“CHALU HAI”
Husband:
You know,
wife, our son got his brain from me.
Wife: I think he did ,
I still got mine with me!
In This World,
We Have Only POSTMEN !
But, No POSTWOMEN !
Why??
Think !
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Yes
B’coz, They Take 9 Months 4 One DELIVERY ;-)
IBLEES went to Court to Prove that he is the Most Cruel & wicked person on Earth.
But he Failed.
He Came out Angrily & Asked,
Who is this “Bush”
“Susti Hamari bari Dushman Hai”
(Allama Iqbal)
“Hamein apne Dushman se pyar krna chahiye”
(Quaid.e.Azam)
Dasso Hun Banda kidi mannay???
