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Biwi ka khoon aik hi hai?
Doctor ne admi se pucha …
Kia aap ka aur aapki biwi ka khoon aik hi hai?
Admi ne kaha..
Kiu nahi? Zarur hoga! Pachaas(50)
saal se mera hi khoon pi rahi hai na.
“Hindi” Bi kesi Ajeeb Zaban Hai…
“Hindi”
Bi kesi Ajeeb Zaban Hai…
.
Agar
Ghari (WATCH) kharab Ho To kehte Hain k, “BAND HAI”
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Or Agar Larki(Girl) kharab Ho To kehte Hen,
“CHALU HAI”
Our son got his brain from me
Husband:
You know,
wife, our son got his brain from me.
Wife: I think he did ,
I still got mine with me!
In This World, We do not have POSTWOMEN. Why?
In This World,
We Have Only POSTMEN !
But, No POSTWOMEN !
Why??
Think !
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Yes
B’coz, They Take 9 Months 4 One DELIVERY ;-)
Most Cruel and wicked person on Earth
IBLEES went to Court to Prove that he is the Most Cruel & wicked person on Earth.
But he Failed.
He Came out Angrily & Asked,
Who is this “Bush”
Is liye farz tha aap ko batana
Haqiqat samjho ya afsana,
Apna samjho ya baigana,
Hamara aapka rishta he purana,
Is liye farz tha aap ko batana,
kay garmiyan aa gayi hain,
Ab shuru ker do roz nahana!
jao nahao (,?. *,?.)
Dasso Hun Banda kidi mannay
“Susti Hamari bari Dushman Hai”
(Allama Iqbal)
“Hamein apne Dushman se pyar krna chahiye”
(Quaid.e.Azam)
Dasso Hun Banda kidi mannay???
Think different, Do different
There is nothing greater than parents in this world.
So go get married and become parents.
Think different, Do different…
Joke Of The Century
Joke Of The Century
Once Upon A Time
There Was A Country
Who Claimed To Be A Nuclear Power
But Did Not Have Electric Power.
Live Long Pakistan.