old and young age
Teacher asked to a boy.
What’s the difference between
young age and old age..?
Boy: In young age there are
girls phone numbers in mobile
and in old age there are doctors numbers.
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Har bar hamara dil dukhatay ho
Kion har bar mosam ki tarah badal jate ho,
Har bar hamara dil dukhatay ho,
Yeh bat sun ker hamari roh tak kanp gaye,
Ae dost tum masjidon se chapal or lote churate ho
Ek admi chupke se jannat main chala gaya
Ek admi chupke se jannat main chala gaya
farishto ne pakar kar buhat mara
admi utha aur bola
“Tum logoin ki in hi harkaton ki waja say
koi banda janta main nahin aata”
To be good professional
To be a Good professional,
always start to study late for Exams.
Because it teaches how to manage Time
and tackle Emergencies!!
flipped a coin in th air
A typical AIOU student
flipped a coin in th air & said:
If Heads, “I ll go to sleep”
If Tails, “I ll watch tv”
&
If it stands on the edge,
“I ll study” .
anso tumare niklein ankhein meri hon,
anso tumare niklein ankhein meri hon,
dil tumara dhadk dhadkane meri hon,
KHUDA KARE,
hamari dosti itni gahri ho,
K
naukri tum karo salary meri ho.
Baap pe gaya hai THAPAR hi khayega
Mom: Beta khana khayega?
Beta: Na
Mom: Ladu khaiyega??
Beta: Na
Mom: Mithai Khaiyega?
Beta: Na
Mom:ice creame khaiyega?
Beta: Na
Mom: Baap pe gaya hai THAPAR hi khayega!
I can’t give you a job.
Manager:
Sorry, but I can’t give you a job.
I don’t need much help.
Job Applicant: That’s all right.
In fact I’m just the right person in this case.
You will see, I won’t be of much help anyway!!
I can’t eat such a rotten chicken.
Diner: I can’t eat such a rotten chicken.
Call the manager!
Waiter: It’s no use. He won’t eat it either.
Mujhe kisi mehangi jaga le ke chaliye na
Wife: Mujhe kisi mehangi jaga le ke chaliye na ji
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Husband: Chalo, tayyar ho jao
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Petrol pump chaltay hain