Category: Funny SMS

3 interesting facts about Windows

1. You can’t create a folder named  “con”

2. Write following text into notepad:

“bush hid the facts”

save file & re-open & see magic

3. Open Microsoft Word & type:

=rand(200, 99)

& press enter & see magic

Jab Koi Baat Bigar Jaye

Jab Koi Mushkil Badh Jaye

To?

To?

To?

Hont Ghuma,

Seeti Baja,

Seeti Baja k Bol

Bhaiyya

ALL IS WELL.. :-)

“GOOD NIGHT”

Aap Ye Soch Rahe Honge Ke Iss Waqt

Good Night

Kaise?

Simple

Mobile Humara
Credit Humara
Message Humara

Tou Marzi Bhi Humari

Jo Ji Mein Ayega Karenge

So,

Eid Mubarik

:-)

Pakistani Rickshaw Statements
.
Qismat Aazma chuka hun, Muqaddar aazma raha hun.
Kisi be-wafa ki khatir, Riksha chala raha hun
.
Sawari Labbay na Labbay,
Speed Ek So Nabbay..
.
Jis ne Maa ko Sataya,
Us ne Riksha chalaya..
.
Lag gai te rozi,
Na Lagi tey roza..
.
daikhnay main doli, Chalnay main goli..
.
Maa ki dua jannat ki hawa,
Baap ki dua ja beta riksha chala..
.
Ferrari ka Baap, Nissan ka Nana,
Yeh rikshaw chala raha hai Pathan Deewana.. :

Girl: Is dress ki kia keemat hay..
Shopkeeper: 5 kiss
Girl: Or us dress ki kia keemat hay
Shopkeeper: 10 kiss
Girl: ok dono dressess pack kardo is ka bill dadi dengi

Puri botal na sahi,
Ek jaam to ho jaye,
Milna na sahi dua salam to ho jaye,
Jinki yaad mai hum bimar pade hai kam se kam
unhe bukhar na sahi,Zukam to ho jaye..

The Great Rajinikanth SMS

Rajinikanth teachers opinion when he was kid.. Very Happy

Physics: Rajni’s action can’t Have an equal
n opposite reaction.

Chemistry: Rajni can mix anything with
… nothing n produce everything.

Maths: Aryabhatta was counting Rajni’s
weakness n thus zero was invented.

Geography: Rajni killed d dead sea.

English: Rajni can speak english
in any language

That’s RaJnikAnT – Rascalla Mind Itt