Category: Funny SMS

Rat: How old are you?

Elephant: 15 years.

Rat: But you look big.

Elephant: I am complan boy.

Elephant: How old are you?

Rat: 30 years.

Elephant: But you look small.

Rat: I use Ponds Age Miracle

Mareez Nurse se:

Pani pilado…!

Nurse: kya pyas lagi hai?

Mareez (ghusse se):

“Nahi”

Gala check karna hai kahi se “LEEK” to nahi….!

Girl:mai tumharey liye sub kuch chor du gi
Boy: ma baap
Girl:Yes
Boy: khana penna
Girl: Yes
Boy: sari dunya
Girl: Yes
Boy:Star Plus
Girl: apna mou sambhal kar baat karo…!!!

Tujh bin zindagi ka tasawar hi nahi hai ,
Tere sang ho zindagi aisa bhi koi scene nahi hai,

Iss dunya mein, tum he sab say haseen ho
mein aur kahon jhot kitna, ke tum ko yaqeen ho

Technology has its own limitations.

Google may be the most powerful search engine,

Butt can’t search and locate

the lost Chapals from the Pakistan.

One boy went to meet his girlfriend
when he came back at home
mom asked
kahaan gaey they ?
boy:us se milney
mom: kis liye?
boy: haan bohat kiss liye:D

Teacher : What do you call a person
who keeps on talking when
people are no longer interested?

Pupil : A teacher.

Wife:-I will die.
Husband:- I will also die.

Wife:-why will you die?
Husband:-because main itni khushi
bardasht nahin ker sakta:D