Category: Funny SMS

1 day u’ll B srprisd 2 c ME beside U.
U & ME laughing,
U & ME crying,
U & ME dreaming,
U & ME holding on,
U & ME…
just U & ME sitting in a MENTAL HOSPITAL & ME CHECKING U.

1.Allaha teri umar lambi karey
2.Allaha tujhy naukri de
3.Allaha tujhy khoush rakhe
4.Allaha tujhy barkat de

Yad ho gaya?
Aab chal “KATORI” utha aur shuru ho ja.

A sardar had a child after 3 month of marriage.
He asked his wife ye 3 month k bad bacha kaise howa?

Wife replied:tumhari shadi ko kitna arsa hua?
sardar:3 months.

Wife: or meri shadi ko ?
Sardar: 3 months

Wife: or bacha kitne month k baad?
Sardar:3 month.

Wife: total kitne hue?
Sardar: oye 9 months & start dancing
Balle Balle;->

Interviewer:what is skeleton?
Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a person
who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!

Who said English is easy???

Fill in the blank with YES or No…

1.—–I dont have brain…

2.—–I dont have sence…

3.—–I am stupid….

A fact of life:
After Monday and Tuesday
Even the calendar says
W.T.F….

Hamari dosti ka kitna faida uthhatay ho,
1msg bhej ke10 free pate ho,
hamare dil par kyon zulm dhate ho,
hamare msg forward kar k naye -naye dost banate ho.

Anso tumare niklein ankhein meri hon,
Anso tumare niklein ankhein meri hon,
Dil tumara dhadk dhadkane meri hon,
KHUDA KARE,
hamari dosti itni gahri ho,
K
nokri tum karo salary meri ho

Patient to Nurse: ‘I Love You’
Tumne to mera Dil hi Chura Liya”.

NURSE : “chal jhoota ,
.
.
Mene to sirf tumhaari
Kidney churai hai”

What is BUSINESS ?

Dad: I want u 2 marry a girl of my choice.
Son: No
Dad: The girl is Bill Gate’s daughter.
Son: then Ok.

Dad goes o Bill Gates.
Dad: I want your daughter to marry my son.
Bill Gates: No
Dad: My son is the CEO of the World Bank.
Bill Gates: Than ok

Dad goes 2 the President of the World Bank.
Dad:Appoint my son as the CEO of your bank.
President:No
Dad:He is the son-in-law of Bill Gates.
President: Then OK

That’s business…!!