Biggest Joke of The Century
Biggest joke of the century
“Computer and mobile were
invented to save our time”
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Best punishment for a woman
what is the best punishment for a woman?
give her new clothes
matching her jewelry
and nice cosmetics
and then
lock her in a room without mirror.
smoker never dies
Every cigarate you smoke,
decreses your life by 5 minuts.
Sex increses your life by10 mintes.
So basic theme of equation is that
“A FUCKING SMOKER NEVER DIES.”;-)
A typical Pakistani student flipped a coin in the air
A typical Pakistani student flipped a coin in the air & said:
If Heads, “I ll go to sleep”
If Tails, “I ll watch TV”
&
If it stands on the edge,”I’ll study”
cigarette vs smile
Cigrette aap ki zindagi 8 min kam kar deta hai
aur aik baar muskurana aap ki zindagi 10min barha deta hai
moral:
hasday jao tay peenday jao
Jholay lal.. :-)
Never kiss a police woman
Never kiss a police woman.
she ‘ll say stop and handsup.
Never kiss a nurse she
will say next plz. Always kiss a teacher.
She ‘ll repeat it 10 times.
Gadhay Ne Bhi Maan Li Thi
Ek Gadha 2 Feet Ki Rassi Se bndha hua tha,
Batao wo 7 feet door pri Ghaas kese khaye ga?
Haar Maan Li ?
Gadhay Ne Bhi Maan Li Thi….
Another brilliant pathan student
Another brilliant pathan student.
Teacher :- What is common between Allama Iqbal and
Quaid-e-Azam?
Pathan ;
“Both were born on govt holidays”
Ishq Ki Lazzat
Sari Zindagi Kar K Barbad
Ishq Ki Lazzat Chakh Li Hai,
Us Ne Bhi Burqa Pehan Liya,
Hum Ne Bhi Daarhi Rakh Li Hai…
Find A Woman
Teacher: Behind every successful man there is a woman
What do we learn from this?
Student: We should stop wasting time in studies and find a woman ;-)