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load shading ka bara masla hay socha aap ko generator bhej dun
ab na kehna k mushkil wqt me yaad nahin Kia
1. Kisi ka jotha Peny sy shifa milti hy Faraz,
Kameena yeh bolty bolty meri sari pepsi pee gaya.!
2. Mai apny ghar ki ek ek cheez ginta ho faraz,
Aik tery aany se phly, aik tery jany k baad.!
3. Us ne mri zindagi kaanto se bhr di Faraz,
Wo jo khti thi “Mahi aayy ga ty phullan nal dharti sajawan gi.!
4. Balon me hath phair k pocha usne Faraz,
Tm ne Head & Shoulder lgaya hy Ya Painteen.!
5.Ye keh kr FARAZ nay larkiyon ko truck k nichay de dia
bachna ay haseeno lo main aa gia.
6.SMS kay andaaz judaa judaa say hain Faraz…
kisi nay toot kr SMS kiyay, or koi SMS pr k toot gya.
Agar English Movies Pakistani Produce Banate
To Un K Naam Kuch Youn Hote.
1. Cliff Hanger: Latak’da Gujjar
2. Superman: Udan aala Gujjar
3. Men in Black: Kala Gujjar
3. Rambo : Khooni Gujjar
4. Revenge: Gujjar da inteqaam
5. Spiderman: Jaaley aala Gujjar
6. Evil Dead: Gujjar di Moat.
Boy: mujh sy shadi karo gi?
Girl: kyaa!
Boy: achi film hai na!!!
Girl: kutty k bachy.
Boy: WHAT????
Girl: kitny cute hotty hain na!
How a single spelling mistake can ruin your life:
Husband went abroad…
& sent a message to his wife:
I am having a wonderful time,
wish you were HER….!
Doctor: You look exactly like my 3rd wife.
Lady: How many wives do you have?
Doctor: Tow…!
Have a horrible day without water in ur bathroom,
while soap in ur eyes.
Oh!sorry, dis msg is not 4 u.
Its only 4 those who do not take bath everyday…
Train mai aik husband apni wife say:
tujh say shadi ker k pachta raha hun
dil kerta hai tujhey kuttay k agay dal dun
samnay wala passenger:wao wao wao wao!!!
Main nay pocha chand say,
daikha hay kahin mera yaar sa haseen
chand nay kaha:-
Salay itnay upar say dikhta hay kia?
