Category: Funny SMS

A Great Japanese proverb:

If  one  can  do  it, You  too  can  do  it,  If  none  can  do  it, You  must  do  it.

Its PAKISTANI version:

If one can do it, let him do it. If none can do it, how can you do it.. :-)

Yash Johar is producing a new film,
And is searching 4 new talent.
I’ve suggested ur name.
Pls go & meet him.
The movie’s name is
“AQAL HO NA HO”

If doctors going to make movies.

Then what would be the movie names.?

X-Ray Ho Na Ho

Kaho Na Bukhar Hai

Hum Blood De Chuke Sanam

Mere Yaar Ka Operation Hai

Kaash Aap Hamare Patient Hote

Mein Dettol Ki Deewani Hoon

Hamara Thermometer Aap Ke Paass Hai

Kabhi Drip Kabhi Injection

Zakham To Hona Hi Tha

HEIGHT OF STUPIDITY :P

Jhon: Yesterday, i received an “anonymous” letter…
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PAPPU: From whom :D :]

Breaking News:
Tamam hazrat se Guzarish hai,
k Apni aurton or bachon ko ajkal T.V se Door rakhain
Q K, MuShRaf Kisi bhi waqat vardi utar Sakta hai

Sardar to doctor:
When I sleep, monkeys
play football in my dreams.

Dr:No problem,
just take this medicine b4 sleep.

Sardar: Kal se khaonga aaj final ha

Try this its fun,

Take Ur mobile,
Select Vibrate mode & put in Water.

Now call from other cell
Ur mobile will start swiming.
It’s a new game called,
Try & Cry

Doctor to Charsi: Cigarette noshi insan ko Aahista Aahista mar deti hai

Charsi: Tay theek A, sanu keri jaldi Ae.

Sardarni: Ji 2si gaddi eni tej kyu bhja rahe ho?

Sardar: Areh,gaddi di break fail ho gayi hai,
is sey pehley k accident ho jae,
jaldi jaldi ghar pohunchain gay!

Maths teacher asked JOHNY
“If u have 12 chocalate and u give 5 to DONA,
3 to ALICE and 4 to ROMA then wat will u get ?
JOHNY replied “Sir! 3 new girl friends”.