Admi Thajud Prhny k Bad Dua Mangta ha
Admi Thajud Prhny k Bad Dua Mangta ha
Ay mry Mola!
Sb So Rhy Hn r Ma Tri Ibadt Kr Rha Hon
Sath Wli Charpai Se Awz ai
Bgairta!Apni Dua Mang,Sadi Shikayat na la
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when a girl come close to me
Some times when I Cry,
No one see my tears.
When I am worried,
No one see my pain.
Whne I am happy,
No one see my smile.
But
When a girl come close to me,
Then every Dog see that.
Parrot bola pathan
Aik pathan apnay kandhay per aik Pakistani
totay (parrot) ko bitha ker jaa raha tha..
Kisi nay pocha:”Yeh kon sa janwar hai?”
tota(parrot) bola: “PATHAN”
Memon ka beta & girl friend
Memon ka beta apni girl friend
k sath date maar ker ghar aaya
to baap nay pocha,
kitnay paisay kharch karey?
Beta: Rs.50.
Baap:itne saray kion??
Beta: us k paas itne hi thay.
An old rich man marries a young girl.
An old rich man marries a young girl.
Interviewer ask to girl-
aap nay in main shadi ke liye kya dekha?
girl- ek to inki income, aur doosre inke din kam.
Do Not Make Noise
Height 0f attitude,
A sleeping beggar puts up
a notice board in front of him:
“Please do not make noise by
dropping coins … use currency notes…”;-)
if sumone calls u crazy
if sumone calls u crazy,dont mind,
if sumone calls u duffer,relax,
if sumone calls u stupid be cool,
but if sumone calls u “cute”
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lagana thappar os pagal ke monh pe,
mazak ki b koi hud hoti hai
make a spelling mistake
Height of Mess!!
You take blade and write your lover’s name on your arm.
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& make a spelling mistake!!..
Just Go Outside or See Through Your Window
Just Go Outside
or
See Through Your Window
How Pleasant Scene It Is
Just Look @ Moon & Stars,
Feel The Cool Wind
They All Are Here To Greet U a Sweet NighT.
>-{GooD NighT}-<
Doctor, medicine & pathan
Doctor:
Ye syrup 2 spoon subha,
2 dopahar,
2 raat ko,
3 din tuk lena hay
Pathan:apna dawai apna pas rakho
hamara ghar me itna chamach(spoon) nahi hy.