Category: Funny SMS

A typical student flips a coin and think.

If Head- will go to sleep.

If Tail- will watch a move.

If Stands- will listen music.

If Stays in air- will study

A man was dying of cancer.
His son asked him:
dad why do you keep on telling
everyone that your dying of AIDS.

He replied:
“So that when i die no 1 will touch ur mom”

China ki Abadi 1 Arab 35 Kror
14 Wazir

India 1 Arab 27 Kror
32 Wazir

Amrica 32 Kror
14 Wazir

Brtania 13 Kror
12 Wazir

Pak 17 Kror
96 Wazir
Geo ‘PAKISTAN’

A Great Japanese proverb:

If  one  can  do  it, You  too  can  do  it,  If  none  can  do  it, You  must  do  it.

Its PAKISTANI version:

If one can do it, let him do it. If none can do it, how can you do it.. :-)

Yash Johar is producing a new film,
And is searching 4 new talent.
I’ve suggested ur name.
Pls go & meet him.
The movie’s name is
“AQAL HO NA HO”

If doctors going to make movies.

Then what would be the movie names.?

X-Ray Ho Na Ho

Kaho Na Bukhar Hai

Hum Blood De Chuke Sanam

Mere Yaar Ka Operation Hai

Kaash Aap Hamare Patient Hote

Mein Dettol Ki Deewani Hoon

Hamara Thermometer Aap Ke Paass Hai

Kabhi Drip Kabhi Injection

Zakham To Hona Hi Tha

HEIGHT OF STUPIDITY :P

Jhon: Yesterday, i received an “anonymous” letter…
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PAPPU: From whom :D :]

Breaking News:
Tamam hazrat se Guzarish hai,
k Apni aurton or bachon ko ajkal T.V se Door rakhain
Q K, MuShRaf Kisi bhi waqat vardi utar Sakta hai

Sardar to doctor:
When I sleep, monkeys
play football in my dreams.

Dr:No problem,
just take this medicine b4 sleep.

Sardar: Kal se khaonga aaj final ha