Aaj Sunday hay, ye SMS 7 logo ko bhejo
Aaj “sUnday” Hy
Ye SMS
7 logo
Ko bhejo
Insha Allah
kal
“monday”
hoga
Ignore nhi krna
warna
parsoo
“Tuseday” ho jayega…!!! ;-)
100% guaranty
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sardar make sentence in english
Interviewer: can you make a sentence
using GREEN, PINK and YELLOW.
Sardar: Yes sure, why not.
My phone rings GREEN GREEN
I PINK it up and say YELLOW
Agar koi tumhain kahay
Agar koi tumhain kahay
“Oye INSAAN ban Jaao”
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Aik baar koshish Zaroor kar lena :-)
Gangster’s son failed his examination
Q: What did the gangster’s son
tell his dad when he failed his examination?
A: Dad they questioned me for 3 hours
but I never told them anything.”
Pakistan Ki Nadiyon Ke Naam
Teacher:-Ganga, Jamuna,Saraswati or Kaveri, India ki
nadiyan hain, Pakistan ki nadiyon ke naam batao…
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Santa:-Rukhsana, Farzana, Rihana, Rizwana !! Very Happy
the brain is also important
The first testicular guard
was used in cricket in 1874
and
the first helmet was used in 1974.
It took 100 years for ment to realize
that the brain is also important.
This is my head…..
This is my head ….
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Itni dair dabanay k liyay thanks.
I am feeling much better now:-)
500 sms rozana
Larki wale: aap ka beta kiya karta hai ?
Larke ki amma ne kaha: Mera beta Rozana
3 rupee.62 paise mein 500 sms karta hai.
should aim for maximum
TEACHER-should aim for 90% marks!
STUDENT-i’ll get 100% marks!
TEACHER-What.. Why are you kidding ?
STUDENT- Who starts ?
FIRE BRIGADE
Question. Wo kon sa department hy jis me aurat kam nhi kr skti,
Answer. FIRE BRIGADE, Q K! Aurato ka kam Aag Bujhana Nahi,
Aag lgana Hy…